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Joined February 2011
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“When sex turns into “thank you for sharing”
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Replying to @holzawn
"Youre not depressed and financially struggling, thats just the devil tryna keep you from the club girl" "Woahhhhhh"
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Just a silly goose trapped in a flesh prison
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blastoise but instead of water it's diarrhea and his names asstoise
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Dressing up as 2/3 the human centipede on Grindr and looking for a 3rd
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This is perfect
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Yeah nah we not beating the allegations.
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silent hill monsters
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yeah man, I don't know what's wrong with you, when i try to visualize an apple, I see it from all sides simultaneously; i see all apples it could have been; i see it as one continuous chain of apple from tree from seed from apple all the way back to the proto-apple
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Shopping for Halloween costume and need a vestigial twin cowboy costume and nearly ordered from my work’s Amazon account
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Replying to @souljaraeee
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I'd like to nominate TranimalCracker AKA RatHooker AKA a lot of diff names
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They know how to create fun. 😂
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This has become such a crucial part of my vernacular
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Get in, we're making cursed Vances.
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Note to self
Teen who injected himself with crushed butterfly spent 7 agonizing days in the hospital before he died trib.al/SRLk7HC
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One of the few benefits of working in the service industry is that you occasionally just witness people peopling about. And I gotta say, whatever pipe this woman on this date was hoping this dude would lay, could not be worth him discussing deductibles on his car rental insurance
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“And now that the horse back from the dead to rape the shit out of her”
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We’re all born naked and the rest is crab
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Need a human centipede transformers cross over, exhaust to face
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Which only now do I realize would just be how people die in their garages but sexier but definitely most of that centipede is dead.
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