Pippy Dinglefitz retweeted
yeah man, I don't know what's wrong with you, when i try to visualize an apple, I see it from all sides simultaneously; i see all apples it could have been; i see it as one continuous chain of apple from tree from seed from apple all the way back to the proto-apple
Shopping for Halloween costume and need a vestigial twin cowboy costume and nearly ordered from my work’s Amazon account
Pippy Dinglefitz retweeted
Replying to @swissarmytwunk @bussyinspector
I'd like to nominate TranimalCracker AKA RatHooker AKA a lot of diff names
Note to self
Teen who injected himself with crushed butterfly spent 7 agonizing days in the hospital before he died trib.al/SRLk7HC
One of the few benefits of working in the service industry is that you occasionally just witness people peopling about. And I gotta say, whatever pipe this woman on this date was hoping this dude would lay, could not be worth him discussing deductibles on his car rental insurance

















