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"Couldn't stop laughing"
She laughs for approximately 7 seconds cumulatively in this 2 minute 51 second video.
Oprah COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING when Niecy Nash REVEALS the biggest lesson motherhood taught her is that no matter how good you raise your kids, they are still going to end up in therapy blaming you anyway, so you might as well just start saving up for their therapist right now. 🤣😭
"New mothers, put your money to the side, because I don't care what you do... eventually they going to come back and look you in your face and tell you something wasn't right, and they need to go lay down on somebody's couch”
"I picked up the baby, put my beeper on my hip, was walking toward the door and I said, they going to let me leave with this thing? They don't even know me”
"Today they like, 'Oh, you have to be gentle….I said gentle? I skipped that part... Just do what I tell you to do, and mine is going to be the last word."
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The greatest export from our country.
Also the greatest human being.
Honoured to have shared the ring with you so many times.
You truly are such a hero to myself and many others.
Forever our BASTARD 💚
RIP Pac
All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our condolences go out to Satterley’s family, friends and fans.
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Someone once said, if you spend all day at a fish market, you'll leave smelling like fish even if you didn't touch one. But if you spend your day in a perfume shop, you'll leave smelling good even if you didn't buy anything. Your environment always rubs off on you. Spend time around people who complain. You'll see negativity everywhere, spend time around people who make excuses. You'll never change, but spend it with people of action, you'll feel inspired to move. Spend it with people of gratitude. You'll see blessings everywhere. The scent of your environment will always follow you.
First time watching a movie on a full stomach and you know what...cinema popcorn smells way better than it tastes.
It's not good. It's not worth the price..don't even get me started on the price of the sweets...
"There's a reason why the rearview window is smaller than the windscreen"
😮💨 I could write a book on the things my friends say...
Moving from
"A clothing business that sells food"
to
"A Food business that sells clothing"
At Woolworths, they seem to have decided that clothing is very hard.
Bagattini was a clothing exec. Ngumeni is a food exec.
And there's definitely a new sheriff in town:
“In terms of our overall strategic intent, we are reorienting the Group around our marketleading premium food ecosystem, our strongest source of competitive advantage and the primary engine of value creation. Selected adjacent growth categories, such as Beauty and Home, play a particularly important role in extending the Food relationship into a broader lifestyle proposition as we seek to optimise the future FBH mix.”
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He turnt it down...
10 million.... something like that...
5 million... something like that...
Drama in Parliament as SAFA CEO Lydia Monyepao was asked to leave a Portfolio Committee on Sport, Arts and Culture meeting after refusing to disclose former Bafana Bafana coach Hugo Broos’ salary to Committee Chairperson Joe McGluwa.
We unpacked the heated exchange on #SportsNightAmplified with @AndileNcube .
Catch the full podcast on metrofm.co.za
#SNAWA
