Surya Narayanan

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now why would autocorrect try to fix this

people who BYOMK - bring your own mechanical keyboard to a silent working space need to be told off with aggressive swiftness

where's the guy who turned 1M to 27M and is now sitting on 600k?

the first person to invent a dumbbell not patenting it was the greatest favor done to man

to the cicada that’s stuck in my apartment making loud noises hoping to attract a mate - trust me, it won’t work there

Spoke to someone today who believed tha tin the age of commoditized ideas, execution is the moat. I disagree - agents can execute faster than you. I still think having some inductive bias is a moat

the first human who noted the praying mantis consumptive copulatory experience must have been one sick fucker

where’s the kalshi for the first country to get a genz president

To make it normal I’ll say ‘we met at an event’ but no one needs to know the event was a mixer for south asian singles

all these commodities traders I’ve met in my life and not a single trader named Joe

going for a run on a Monday morning at 9 am has to be the biggest flex of all time

if we’re talking about chocolate and you lard the same Lindt Schmindt but haven’t tasted hazelnut noisette KitKat I’m sorry but you’re just under informed and I won’t trust your opinion

hot take BTS are just millennial Ramones

those mfs over at San Pellegrino could have as easily made their water a twist off

whoever thoguht of carbonating water must have had more IQ than everyone collectively that came before them

ok so CoreWeave announces a little bit of debt at 15% yields right, and people tank the stock, despite compute being 3x oversubscribed, only to take that money and put it into Ant who’s literally going to pay more than 15% extra for compute if Coreweave goes out of business