Multiple Emmy & Murrow Award winner, former news anchor, dad, husband. #Cavs, #Guardians, #Browns.

Austin, TX
Joined January 2013
Every week,Nico Collins and Drake London are ranked top 10 fantasy WRs. And every week, they suck. London doesn’t have a TD all year. Collins maybe gets 5 targets a game.
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Donald Trump has turned 35% of America into such idiots, they believe both of these things are true: 1. The Cheesecake Factory is fine dining 2. Trump is “just one of us”
99.9% of the U.S. would consider The Cheesecake Factory to be high class dining. Only an elitist like Barack Obama would invoke the Factory— home of delicious cuisine— to ridicule someone.
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OBAMA: Trump’s White House looks like The Cheesecake Factory. MAGA: Elitist! TRUMP: I only fly on my private plane and crap on my gold toilet. MAGA: HE’S JUST LIKE US!!!
KEEP THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY OUT OF YOUR ELITIST MOUTH
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TRUMP: The woman who abandoned her sexually abused 12-year-old daughter in order to stay with her abuser is a very smart woman. MAGA: Nothing wrong with that. OBAMA: Trump’s White House looks like The Cheesecake Factory. MAGA: THAT’S OUT OF BOUNDS!!! ——— Absolute morons. MAGA is the worst virus with which America has ever been infected.
Replying to @BarackObama
@BarackObama I’m sure that joke plays well in certain elite circles, but it also highlights how out of touch you are with most voters. You showed up to rally voters in Cleveland, OH. Are you familiar with @RepShontelBrown district ? There are parts of it that look like a third world country. Sadly, most residents will “vote blue no matter who” , but they aren’t better off for it.
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The most under-discussed thing is how idiotic Ramaswamy’s team was to even consider producing this ad. The idea should’ve been laughed out of the room. But MAGA candidates can only find morons to run their campaigns because anyone who’s halfway decent knows MAGA ruins careers.
This is hands down the best tweet I’ve read on the subject of Ramaswamy. I hope this costs Vance any chance of a presidential run in any election year. Period.
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Allow me to explain… Of course Vivek knows Amy Acton’s mother says Amy’s a liar because she thinks Amy lied about her stepfather sexually abusing her. Further, he knows that having an ad that features his opponent’s own mother calling that opponent a liar is powerful — if the context is omitted. He also knows the voters he’s playing to are too ignorant to understand the context or research it. This all, obviously, makes Vivek a complete and utter scumbag con man.
Vivek Ramaswamy defends his ad featuring Amy Acton's estranged and abusive mother: "It had nothing to do with childhood abuse which I will be the number one governor to prosecute when I am the governor of this state"
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Has there ever been a better NFL division than the 2026 NFC North? You can easily make the case that these are 4 of the top 5 teams in the NFC. #Skol #DaBears #GoPackGo #OnePride
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Somebody is going to have to explain to me how Evan Mobley is in his SIXTH YEAR and he still hasn’t put any muscle on. Two possibilities: 1. The Cavs’ trainers are horrible 2. Mobley just doesn’t care about becoming great I’ll let you figure it out. #LetEmKnow
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I just checked, and the Cavs are still winning analytically. #LetEmKnow
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The NBA is insane. Also, how many easy buckets at the rim are the #Cavs gonna miss? #LetEmKnow
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TODD BLANCHE: There’s no such thing as DOJ independence. I work for Trump. Just like Merrick Garland’s DOJ worked for Biden and did what Biden told them to do. MERRICK GARLAND: My DOJ indicted President Biden’s son. Twice. TODD BLANCHE:
Attorney General Todd Blanche says there's a "misperception that there's this separation and independence between the Department of Justice and the White House." "I work for President Trump."
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It’s starting to become clear who the #1 quarterback is in the 2027 draft. Drew Mestemaker is the closest thing we’ve seen to Josh Allen. This is a 50 yard dot on the run, across his body. #Browns
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If you’re not watching this Missouri State-Delaware game, you are missing the best game of the year. No joke.
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Hey Delaware… you might wanna think about rolling a safety toward Isaiah Myers.
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Silver lining: #Guardsball casual season is over. Thank god.
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I’m so confused why #Guardsball fans are angry Tanner Bibee didn’t pitch in this series. Everyone screamed all year about how bad he was, and they were right. He was VERY bad in September, with a 7.36 ERA. Then he gave up 2 runs in 0.1 innings in ALDS Gm 4. He was on the roster for one reason: to eat innings if they were down big.
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Game 1: 7-3 Game 2: 3-1 Game 3: 3-2 Game 4: 7-3 Game 5: 3-1 Game 6: 7-3 Six games, just three unique scores. This is pretty amazing. Far more impressive year winning a pennant! Congrats to both teams! #Guardsball #RaysUp
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Thank God I don’t need to watch the 9th inning. I was really dreading that. #Guardsball
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Sweet at-bat for Rocchio there. #Guardsball
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Welp, that’s that. Great season for #Guardsball.
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