Thanks @HomeDepot , you made my moving day twice as difficult and ten times more expensive than it should have been.
Truck reservation made a month in advance canceled an hour and a half before pickup.
Finally gave me a flatbed, and charged me $65 for gas I went 27 miles!
What's the deal with cable/internet companies creating an impassable gauntlet when you want to cancel an account? So many hoops to jump through, and ZERO ONLINE OPTIONS.
They never seem to consider the possibility you might be looking to sign up in the future.
@Xfinity
So I get a call from @skyzone telling me my son was banned for an incident on 12/22. (My son was not there)
A simple call to straighten it out was derailed by a rude, disrespectful kid who refused to connect me to a manager.
We'll find another place for birthday parties
I wonder if there any turkeys in the country who can afford the minimum crypto investment required to secure a pardon this year.
One of the most annoying things people are doing on social media right now is asking, "What the actual fuck". It's just "what the fuck". It's a compact, powerful little question/statement that's worked just fine for generations. There's no good reason to hipsterize it.
Almost fell for the biggest scam offer I've ever seen.
FAKE Omaha Steaks offer on Instagram.
Didn't even notice the fraudulent URL till I (almost) paid through PayPal. Now @OmahaSteaks has their email blocked. Probably inundated.
So, I never was a huge fan of Depeche Mode, but I do have Policy of Truth on iTunes. It just now tracked on shuffle.
The lyrics "Never again is what you swore, the time before" made me think - the array of circumstances in life that could refer to absolutely staggers the mind.
This is the absolute coolest thing I've ever seen or heard on this so-called "internet" thing, in the past hundred years:
youtube.com/watch?v=l5_9fYU8…
Just had a @DoorDash driver spend over an hour in the parking lot after making the pickup, then only started driving to my house after I'd called DD customer "service". I asked to refund the express fee, and they refused, and HUNG UP ON ME. All done w/DD.
My most common activity on Twitter is what I like to call "Whoreblocking".
What? you REALLY liked that banal comment I made three weeks ago that everyone else justifiably ignored? AND you just happen to have a website where I can pay to look at your naked ass?





