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Eden

@EdenMajor
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Joined January 2011
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if i win the lottery i won’t say anything but there will be signs
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@bobby3 Aug 2023
you should be purchasing one unusual sauce or dip every time you visit the grocery store. if you want to have a nice life.
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an old couple holding hands just walked by me and they were roasting the shit out of each other. maybe love does exist
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the supermodels are getting drug charges again girls we are so back
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@PopBase18 Jul 2023
Gigi Hadid was arrested and charged for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia after she flew to the Cayman Islands, TMZ reports.
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Honestly insane that you can be a kid but then grow up and live alone and have no one to be like “I threw up” to
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being carsick is so funny. you’ll be in prime physical health & then you’ll make the mistake of glancing at your phone in the backseat of an Uber going barely 25 mph
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man i just do not know how to act around warm bread
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Don’t invite me out unless silly people are going too
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the secret to being a private person is to over share dumb shit so people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details about your life
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if you sell weed I’m so sorry but you are NOT a drug dealer you are a fuckin #florist stop acting like you are #pablo
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I’m just sad.
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Hi I’m dyin rn but I’m sure I will be good tomorrow. At the very least I think Friday I will not be dyin
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Here are some words from my current late night heart-to-heart with my 3 yr old who is reflecting once again about getting older. This is making me feel so many things 😩
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Sailor: I don’t want a birthday, I don’t want to get bigger Me: what scares you most about growing up? Sailor: (with big tears) I am afraid of turning into someone I don’t wanna be a fireflighter or a doctor or a mermaid.. or a sciencer I just wanna be a kid
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Last moments with her as a 3 year old :’) Tonight’s snuggles are hitting a little hard. Proud of my tiny person
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Praying that I find the strength to put my laundry away finally
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-jess is- checking her credit score in the dive bar bathroom on a Friday night – at Portland, OR
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Im sorry for liking ugly men
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