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Yoni Heisler

@EdibleApple

I write about Apple, Tesla, TV, and everything in between for https://teapawt.net/t.co/El5IW1uGtI. Stand-up.

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Joined November 2008
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Nancy Rommelmann
@NancyRommMay 22
Where you watching the Knicks games?
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Vince Mpls
@vincemplsApr 19
The definitive guide on how properly execute the complex ritual of the Minnesota Goodbye was developed by Howard Mohr and aired on @tpt in 1992: – at Lauderdale, MN
Union (@yumtapwater) profile pictureUnion@yumtapwaterApr 19
The Minnesota Goodbye may be exasperating sometimes. But it's an expression of love and appreciation.
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Shea Serrano
@SheaSerranoApr 5
growing up in the ‘90s when these five guys became the coolest basketball team to have ever existed was so special
Dr. Jalen Anthony Rose (@JalenRose) profile pictureDr. Jalen Anthony Rose
@JalenRoseApr 5
Brothers for life. 💯
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Matthew Coller
@MatthewCollerFeb 4
The internet will never produce a more FOOTBALL one minute and 22 seconds than this
Jon Gruden (@BarstoolGruden) profile pictureJon Gruden
@BarstoolGrudenFeb 3
Look who I ran into on the streets of San Francisco… Rich Freakin’ Gannon!
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Joe Pompliano
@JoePomplianoJan 27
There has been a lot of talk about how Netflix only paid Alex Honnold ~$500,000 for his free solo of Taipei 101. But the real story is why Netflix even felt comfortable enough to air it in the first place. READ: huddleup.substack.com/p/how-…
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guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn
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@stfnigg21 Jun 2025
This shit looks like I should be able to select a raspberry fanta.
Jenni (@hashjenni) profile pictureJenni
@hashjenni21 Jun 2025
CarPlay looks interesting on the new Mini Countryman’s circular display
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Can’t even be mad that’s genius 😭
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cllct
@cllctMedia1 Jun 2025
As TNT and the NBA come to an end, Stacy Sager, daughter of the late Craig Sager, reveals he collected every mic flag from his career ❤️ ( 📸 iamstaceysager / Threads)
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Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry David is sitting courtside and doesn't want to wear the playoff t-shirt. Brunson sees him as he's about to make a clutch time shot to win the game and he gets distracted because Larry isn't wearing the shirt and Brunson misses the shot.
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Zach Harris@PotCzach8 Apr 2024
so is it like, worse than looking at the sun for a second or two on a regular day? because let's not act like we all haven't sneaked a peak at the big guy a few times. get real.
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I. AM. SCREAMING 😭😭😭😭 Everybody communities sick of men with these mics.
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BrickCenter
@BrickCenter_3 Sep 2023
Jerseys before they became iconic A thread 🧵
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ian karmel@IanKarmel8 Feb 2023
What if Kareem ripped off that jacket, revealing a Thunder jersey, and went and got the record back?
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Charlie Warzel
@cwarzel28 Jun 2022
I wrote big ole newsletter about “the hollow abstraction” of Web3 and those videos of its biggest boosters struggling to articulate a concrete vision for their next big thing newsletters.theatlantic.com/…
The Petty Pleasures of Watching Crypto Profiteers Flounder

The Petty Pleasures of Watching Crypto Profiteers Flounder

Behind all the Web3 bluster is just “hollow abstraction.”

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This angle goes so hard 🔥
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Ari Paparo
@aripap23 Dec 2021
This web3 shit is starting to annoy me, so here’s a thread with my opinions on the relevance to media and advertising. 1/21 🧵
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J.P. McDade@jp_mcdade23 Dec 2021
Gatekeeping Covid by looking down on Omicron people and only hanging out with other people who had Covid Classic.
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A reporter in Moscow had her weather report interrupted when a dog jumped into the frame and stole her microphone live on the air. Not only was Nadezhda Serezhkina able to quickly track down the rogue pooch, she even finished the segment with the dog alongside her 🐶

Rogue Dog Interrupts Reporter

A reporter in Moscow had her weather report interrupted when a dog jumped into the frame and stole her microphone live on the air

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Maury: You are ... NOT the father Man: *jumping around* F*bleep* YEAH! F*bleep* YOU! LETS GO! Woman: *in tears crying* 7 y/o me sick at home: this is good
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