They said I could be anything, so I became a hay-based lifeform. 🥺🌾
#ExistentialHay #FoodComa #GuineaPigLife #BuffetGoals
Decided my hair should have its own postal code. 💁♂️✨ #GuineaPigsofTwitter #HairGoals
Day 3 of the Witness Protection Program. Agent SnuggleButtonFuzzyFaceInTheShadows is adapting well to his new low-profile life near the fridge waiting for drops. 🍪🥕🥬
POV: You just crinkled a plastic wrapper three time zones away.🥬👀👂🏻 #GuineaPigLife
When you think nobody is looking so you go for the sneaky stealthy nose wipe... Busted, Eddie! 🐹🤧🐾 #GuineaPigLife
Eddie turned 5 & the post-birthday exhaustion is real. He has officially reached the age where he no longer just sleeps...he completely liquifies into a puddle of fluff. 🥞💤🐹 #GuineaPig #Sploot #SeniorPiggy
Just a little light snacking. Eddie takes his hay intake very seriously. This is professional-level munching. 🐹 #GuineaPigLife #SnackTime #HayDay
This is the round fluffy face that 'absolutely did not' just inhale 3 cookies. No evidence whatsoever. No regrets. More please. #cookiemonster Happy Friday! 🍪 🍪 🍪
Hydration station! 💧 Why stand when you can drink lying down? Eddie is taking a quick water break before getting back to the serious business of chewing. Just a typical day in the life! 🐹✨
#GuineaPig #PetLife
If you look closely at this fabulous mop of hair, you can actually see the engine running. Fuel type: Banana. 🍌 Indicator: Ear wiggles. 🐹🏎️ #GuineaPigsOfTwitter
Spent good money on a puzzle feeder to provide 'mental stimulation.' Eddie's solution: just take the carrot. Undefeated. 🥕
Please enjoy 5 uninterrupted seconds of Eddie absolutely demolishing this cookie. Sound ON for premium aggressive crunching. 🐹🍪🔊
#GuineaPig #SnackTime #CookieMonster
Checking on my Germany connections via WhatsApp today! 🇩🇪📱 Turns out the lettuce-to-Euro exchange rate is absolutely brutal right now. Send snacks! 🥦💸
#GermanyHustle #InternationalPig #GuineaPigBusiness
Post-bath & blow-dry, receiving the official weigh-in on a scale that can only be described as 'extremely scientific' &the results are in: '1,000% Healthy, and 2,000% Fluffy'. It's mostly air, obviously. 👑🌬️
