Broken Editor

Some producers take the piss, some take advantage and some even take your lunch.

I am back. Sliced back in.

If editing on the train do not use cheap earbuds. The sound of you repeatedly fine tuning an edit will drive anyone sitting near you mad. #postchat

Why is it sooooo hard for someone to say sorry when they fuck up? Just apologise, don’t spend 5 minutes explaining what I already know, without an apology. I hate these people.

People who have never liked South Park are funless no craic wankers.

I love when the director beside me is scooping the last of his macchiato out of his coffee cup. ☕️☝️💦🤢

Young editors: Look after your posture and demand better seats. So many of us older editors suffer spine and neck injuries from this job.

1- I'm working with a Director who keeps saying 'I'll make that work,' 'I'll cut that together', 'I'll get this down to time' etc.

Love the casual homophobic remarks coming from the director beside me. 👀😓

I love when my inbox is filled with NABspam this time of year. #NABShow #nab2017

Editing a tragic piece about the death of someone's father. All noddies and non sync wides seem to involve people laughing and joking. 😟

Falling asleep at work. Now a daily occurrence. 😟

Monday morning and my edit suite is like an ice box. I'm going to use long takes, add creep ins and 60% desaturated all the rushes.

I get nothing done unless there is a director sitting beside me. Lazy as fuck.

Difficult to edit when I spend 90% of my time on social media.

An editing tip. If you're a casual smoker who smoked too much during an edit start taking solphodine to wean yourself off. #codeineaddict

Spent an hour reframing and replacing shots in a live performance to eliminate all traces of camel toe. Glad I didn't have to paint it out.