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England
Joined June 2017
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commiserating with friends over how the hot cross buns in the song were only 1 a penny/ 2 a penny when a boomer suddenly chimes in that, yes, they were cheaper, but interest rates were SO much higher back then
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A new public fountain has appeared in central London, but look closer & you’ll see that it’s a actually a fountain of filth. The water is black, the human victims of the sewage crisis are vomitting streams of liquid, whilst surmounted by a smug water executive with a briefcase stuffed with cash. The fountain commemorates one of the biggest environmental crimes in British history, where water companies stole tens of billions of pounds that was supposed to be spent on our sewage system, gave it to shareholders and executives and illegally poured billions of lites of sewage into our rivers, lakes and seas instead. The channel 4 docudrama about the sewage crisis, #dirtybusiness, starts at 9pm tonight. Watch it, get sad, get angry and then join the thousands of people around the country demanding an end to the sewage crisis.
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The effect of screens on the youth is most obvious in young sketch performers who can’t muster the appropriate facial expressions for the emotions they’re trying to convey.
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Real red flag that my date didn’t ask me any questions. Would love to have run her through my top 5 gaming monitors.
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Glancing at my physio’s website for free slots before joining in that duck walk vogue dance at the Gen Z party
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Wallet or gut health. Choose one.
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My AirBnB is checkout at 10am and check in at 4pm because it takes me six hours to change a sheet and make sure YOU’VE put the bins out.
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Crap laminate? Check. An 'almost double' IKEA bed from 2008? Check. The belief that it costs £40 to clean a single room? Check! It's time to open my AirBnB!
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(defensively) “I’ve met some of my best mates through Facebook Marketplace”.
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a boiled egg on public transport? Clear and obvious crime… But an egg & cress sandwich…? Not so clear cut. The man next to me on the Central Line revels in the ambiguity.
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you can gentrify all of London but you will NEVER get our supermarkets to sell hummus in a proper 2kg tub.
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Vote for me as mayor and I will continue to make sure hummus is sold as a novelty 1970’s party dip.
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that’s the thing about snooty classical music types. They can’t just call it farting, it has to be
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Companies that sell curly hair cream are targeting straight guys on Instagram, acting like adding moisture to curls is a science that’s just been discovered. And we’re falling for it.
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Now I am become drunk, the destroyer of chips
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Haven’t been on here for a few days. Just been putting the finishing touches on my fleet of factories in the midwest. What did I miss?
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friendship where one or the other always signs off ‘let me know if you wanna do Park Run on Saturday’. Responsibility to initiate always lies with the other. Neither has ever triggered a Park Run. The friendship sustains. 25 years now
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ppl who want to ban Pride parades because they’re “too sexualised in front of the kids” seem uniquely incapable of not turning up to Pride parades with their kids
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Thank you America, thank you for your support, thank you for this visit. Thank you @POTUS, Congress, and the American people. Ukraine needs just and lasting peace, and we are working exactly for that.
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