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“Mo money, Mo problems” -Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels

Baltimore MD
Joined September 2019
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Hello friends how are you all? Personally I’m terrified of heights.
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54 seats and counting. And I learned how to grill…these burgers and dogs are fully cooked.
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I don’t have service for 10 hours. Wake up and check the mid terms results and see Texas went FULLY blue
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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millennial optimism is back baby i’m blasting florence and the machine bass boosted the dog days ARE over
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ppl might say this is so cool and proletarian but if they did this in 2026 for like, Iran vets sorted by whether they used to work at Walmart of Amazon, we'd call it barbaric
Sometimes you see a strange relic that reminds you just how alien the world of a century ago was. For example: A World War II memorial, split not by family or town or religion, but by **factory.**
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If the remaining results go as expected, Democrats will hold governorships in states totaling 392 electoral votes.
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Literally a fucking blue tsunami line I never see so much blue
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Woke 2.0 has arrived.
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I've been waiting to use this clip for literally 20 years (the episode aired in 2006).
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It's time to pay penance
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"Hey fox devil eat this infinite nuke for me" "No that tastes gross" genuinely seems pretty reasonable idk
Bro might genuinely be the most useless devil in all of Chainsaw Man
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Niggas said that Charlie Kirk shit was gonna start a revolution and they lost South Carolina and Texas a year later its tears in my fucking eyes dude
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this is an alpha competitor at his absolute apex
We got @SteveKornacki walking down the hallway likes he’s about run out the tunnel to play Alabama
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Now if this is your first time, or you didn't really pay attention to previous elections, it's very important to understand: the next 2 years will still suck fucking dick. You're about to learn "The Smart Plan for the War in Iran"
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honestly nothing fills me with more hope and light tonight than blappalachia
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THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!!!!!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙
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How it feels to get to lib out for once
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