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54 seats and counting.
And I learned how to grill…these burgers and dogs are fully cooked.
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I don’t have service for 10 hours. Wake up and check the mid terms results and see Texas went FULLY blue
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millennial optimism is back baby i’m blasting florence and the machine bass boosted the dog days ARE over
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ppl might say this is so cool and proletarian but if they did this in 2026 for like, Iran vets sorted by whether they used to work at Walmart of Amazon, we'd call it barbaric
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If the remaining results go as expected, Democrats will hold governorships in states totaling 392 electoral votes.
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I've been waiting to use this clip for literally 20 years (the episode aired in 2006).
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Niggas said that Charlie Kirk shit was gonna start a revolution and they lost South Carolina and Texas a year later its tears in my fucking eyes dude
this is an alpha competitor at his absolute apex
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Now if this is your first time, or you didn't really pay attention to previous elections, it's very important to understand: the next 2 years will still suck fucking dick. You're about to learn "The Smart Plan for the War in Iran"
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THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!!!!!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙




































