we must imagine sisyphus on inordinate amounts of zoloft

Joined June 2021
“the internet isn’t real life” stopped being broadly true a number of years ago, but this website specifically has gotten so catastrophically bad that basically nobody on here is worthy of moral consideration so we can all just yell at each other without worrying that it matters
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it remains so so funny that CollegeHumor began as a low-budget, frequently mean sketch channel for edgy 20-somethings, and has become a wildly high-budget, play-it-safe improv platform with the most Care Bear audience imaginable
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last thought on this before I hit mute and go to bed. if everyone who like this tweet had followed me I would have 2/3 of my previous following before I got hacked :( peace and love
I don’t think content for that care bear audience *shouldnt* exist, but i find the audience annoying, and mourn the loss of the kind of art collegehumor used to make! i don’t want to watch kill tony, and i wish there was a platform that paid comics for being edgy but not hateful
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Ella Yurman retweeted
Replying to @ElYurman
the notion of “dropout-friendly terms” being harry potter houses kind of says it all, doesn’t it
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lotta people getting mad about this as though I said “dropout sucks shit and I hate their comedy” rather than “here is an objective truth about dropout’s business strategy and I don’t like the kind of person that strategy is designed to target”
it remains so so funny that CollegeHumor began as a low-budget, frequently mean sketch channel for edgy 20-somethings, and has become a wildly high-budget, play-it-safe improv platform with the most Care Bear audience imaginable
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like, let’s be serious here vulture.com/article/dropout-…
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I’m actually tearing up 🥲 I wasn’t sure gimmick interview content creators even knew they were allowed to stop making their series
The final 6 episodes of Amelia Dimoldenberg’s ‘Chicken Shop Date’ will be screened in movie theaters on November 24 in the UK, Ireland, and Paris.
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when the revolution comes everyone will be ludovico’d into watching Going Down With Ella Yurman as a part of their glorious reeducation
Replying to @ElYurman
As someone who forced myself to watch your show for a few months I gotta assume whatever you think is unfunny has gotta be great because that show was the most boring thing I ever saw.
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you can maybe argue “edgy comics tend to soften/write different material as they get older and more mature” more generally, but re: dropout specifically this is just not true. I went to their improv show at the kings theater 2 years ago and was adrift in a sea of 16 year olds
Replying to @ElYurman
its the exact same audience, they just grew up
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best joke they've ever written if I'm being honest
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finding out from this post that everyone on the internet thinks I died or something
ik its clairo but i thought it was ella yurman at first
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algorithm-based timelines are a hell of a drug
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there is woke 1 everywhere for those with eyes to see
yes you can. you were not born with a binder carabiner and cuffed jeans you can take that shit off. you cannot be phenotypically queer. theres no amount of dressing or undressing that would change how black i look i dont understand what you dont understand.
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ok what the hell I have NEVER listened to H3
The H3 Podcast was CumTown for people who were ejected from their friend groups by unanimous vote
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i’m getting really tired of being right about stuff several years in advance
NEW: John Oliver is SEETHING over Nick Fuentes and warns his audience about Nicks rise to power: “The worrying thing is - Fuentes has been inching closer and closer to mainstream Republicans this year”
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loooootta people doing “oh so you hate waffles” about this one just because they dislike natalie for other reasons
I thought Trump 2 was gonna be way worse. Every day now I wake up with a euphoric sense of relief
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personally if I hated a youtuber I would not give her the opportunity to justifiably talk down to me like I was a remedial 5th grader, but that’s just me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Replying to @ContraPoints
I want to help people interpret this tweet because many are struggling. When I say “worse than I thought” I’m proposing a counterfactual situation: what I expected Trump 2 to be. I was expecting Hitler. Trump 2 is very bad, but not Hitler bad. I therefore am massively relieved that it’s not Hitler bad. So, although it is bad, though millions have died (as expected), the situation is much less bad than my expectation of how bad it was going to be. The fact that my expectations of how bad it was going to be are worse than what it is, does not imply that what it is, is not bad. Merely that it is less bad than the counterfactual situation—that is, less bad than my expectations.
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is gwyneth paltrow gonna be in the glee reboot or what bc otherwise I will not be watching
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holly holiday if you have no fans I’m dead
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