Freelance writer: exactly the publications you’d expect. Gaylord. Jewess. Aunt. Writes newsletter about weird stuff. She/her [email protected]
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don’t come on here anymore, and don’t think this post will be seen thru all the crypto bots and Elmo’s burner accounts. But I’ve lost my engagement ring (which I made) somewhere in S London. Long shot of all long shots: has anyone seen it? RT this to make me believe in something
Species gap relationships: The Case for Marrying a Manatee
I was twenty; supple as the ivy creeping up the outer walls of the college I attended. He was a manatee; huge and lumpen. Unpretty. We danced the dance of manatee and girl -- powerful sea mammal and nubile elf.
I know air travel is destroying the planet, but earlier this week - due to cabin pressure or whatever - I spent a whole ten hour flight laughing at the idea of the film 'You've Got Mail' being called 'You Have An Email'.
So it's basically worth it?
Things French father-in-law has told me off for over the past two days:
🇫🇷 Not putting enough pâté on my bread
🇫🇷 Cooking with "too much" olive oil
🇫🇷 Not having wine with lunch
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I had a craving for matzo ball soup, but live in south London, so can't get matzo meal anywhere. Long story short, I ended up buying this and - can I just say - I don't care who makes it: this is a CRIME against Jewish people.
In case you wanted a review: it's wayyyyy overly-salty (and I'm a salt fiend) and full of weird, slightly rancid, unnecessary flavourings. An upsetting product overall.
whoever put this up - I will contact you if I see your cat. But I need you to know that I'm mad at you for not titling the poster 'desperately seeking Susan'
I'm so excited about this that I'm back on here after managing to stay off for over two months. There's ANOTHER weatherman called Michael Fish
It's vaguely comforting to think he's created his own hell for himself. As in... a man who considers himself an intellectual is now supported solely by the biggest morons on the planet.
Elon Musk Andrew Tate, Tucker Carlson support Russell Brand after sex assault claims trib.al/Aw1JNAU
Breaking my twitter silence to say I'm so glad this is finally out. Fantastic work by @RosamundUrwin and serious bravery from all the people who have gone on the record thetimes.co.uk/article/russe…
I've tried to stick it out, but it's too shit here now, and I'm off. May v occasionally promote my writing on here. If you want to stay in touch, don't bother following me on threads (that's too shit, too). Follow me on insta I guess? @ eleanor.margolis
