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Michael

@Elect_Mike

crime fighter/unicorn breeder

Joined October 2008
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Saw a man wearing a USA hat at the voting booth
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I don’t want to see Ben Shapiro or Charlie Kirk get DESTROYED in a debate. They should never be taken seriously. They should never be given any kind of platform for their buffoonery
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You absolutely should have this for yourself
KAYA NOVA (@thekayanova) profile pictureKAYA NOVA@thekayanova24 Oct 2024
Having a random hobby as an adult is actually hilarious. You’ll be having a day delivered directly from hell but then gotta suck it up to get to tap class by 6:30pm.
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I could escape all the death traps in Final Destination
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I could survive The Blob
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The funk soul brother
Jack (@Jackkwarner96) profile pictureJack@Jackkwarner9620 Oct 2024
Clement out. Now
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This is some shit you’d say after immediately falling out of a coconut tree
Campbell Newman (@CampbellNewman) profile pictureCampbell Newman
@CampbellNewman12 Oct 2024
It's not free. It's paid for by taxpayers. And why should people pay for the "free" lunch of other people's children? Feeding your kids is the responsibility of parents. And if there are cases of social disadvantage where some kids aren't getting fed then we have a welfare system that needs to deal with it.
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Get to Mars and then what? Mars is a crazy dream for people who can’t even sustain a HABITABLE planet.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atrupar13 Oct 2024
BARTIROMO: You've said there's a lot of fat in government. So what agencies would you like to shut down? TRUMP: Let me have you ask another person, because I'm gonna have Elon Musk ... he's going to be Secretary of Cost Cutting ... he's made me a promise he'll get to Mars
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Tbh if someone said “How does that make you feel white boy?” to me the answer wouldn’t be “Great!”
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A colonoscopy camera I can stick inside avocados to see if they are good or not
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When someone says a video game is 20 hours long I know I’m going to get at least 50 hours out of it because I’m not good at video games
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Hacker? This Woman Adds 'Reddit' to the End of Every Google Search: ow.ly/Y8se50TEBzy
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There are pros and cons to taking The Substance
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Baby was born in between meetings
The Final Scorpio 💌 (@girlbosskenroy) profile pictureThe Final Scorpio 💌@girlbosskenroy22 Sep 2024
John Mulaney and Olivia Munn had a second child 😭😭😭
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Start your day with Phil Collins strolling around the stage like he’s speaking at a tech conference before hitting one of the most iconic drum fills ever
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astonishing that every day people wake up and decide to have a go in the menswear guy replies. “I’m gonna put this guy in his place.” no you’re not. you’re a henchman breaking into John Wick’s home. you’ve made bad life choices
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Nick@blogboynick31 Jul 2024
When I was a kid I thought freestyle meant people could just swim however they wanted
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