Elf Quotes

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“Syrup in Coffee!? Why didn’t I think of that?”

“By the way don’t eat the yellow snow.” “Oh, I know that.”

“Why don’t you just say it? I’m the worst toy-maker in the world. I’m a Cotton-Headed Ninnymuggins!”

“Second, there are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas.”

“How are we gonna get the star on top?”

“This place reminds me of Santa's Workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.”