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(You’ll never guess what happened next.)
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FOD stands for “foreign object debris.” (I had to look this up, but scout’s honor, I guessed this correctly.) Better to find out on the ground rather than in the air, I guess. I want to be annoyed here, but it’s all so delightfully bizarre that I am just amused.
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Kicker: I am flying for work. I promised to fly, no matter how late, unless there was a cancellation. 😎 This tale of an innocent styrofoam cooler, hungry jet engine, and Batman-vigilant ground-crew is now my favorite delay story ever. Send memes or snacks. The end.
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Hark! I am aboard JetBlue flight B6 1289 that was meant to fly from EWR to San Juan. Spoiler alert: We are still in New Jersey, which, according to a sign that I saw at the airport, has the most diners of any state.
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And then the pilot’s voice came over the intercom, like a narrator from the heavens!
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We were meant to take off 7:10p this evening. Then we were delayed. Then delayed again. But at long last, we boarded! Safety demonstrations were given! Lights were dimmed! It seemed like we would be airborne in a matter of minutes!
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"I've been typing for the last three hours! Time for a break!" *looks at phone*
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People love to hate on business and self-help books, but man, I’ve gotten so much out of them the past couple of years.
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If you're looking for a sign from the universe in order to take that next big step, here's one: You're alive. That's it. That's the sign.
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I can’t think of a worse policy than forcing talented, hard working immigrants to leave the country in 60 days because they were laid off. Such a short-sighted policy.
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I am being forced to watch The Bachelor against my will. Someone call The Hague!!!
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Hercule Poirot had it exactly right: stay warm, ride trains, keep a mug of hot cocoa on the night stand and pick the sort of career where people regularly invite you to visit their lavish country estates
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The best response you can give to your boss if they ask you something you don't know: "I don't know, but I'll figure it out"
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why say “i have a passion for web development” when you could say that “it was love at first site”
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