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I'm a #GirlBoss from📍Toronto 🇨🇦Canada. Bringing You: #ART 🎨 #COLOUR ❤️💕⭐️🍏❄️, #thechalkartist, 🔎Inquires 💻 [email protected]

Toronto, Ontario
Joined April 2009
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Elise Goodhoofd retweeted
Maps twist our perception of the world Here are 20 to rethink it: 1. Countries closer to the equator (~poorer) seem smaller than they are (map by @neilrkaye)
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REMINDER... Tired —> Nap Sad —> Music Stressed —> Walk Angry —> Exercise Burnt out —> Read Feeling lost —> Pray Overthinking —> Write Anxious —> Meditate Uninspired —> Cut screen time
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“When I first met Sandoval, I thought he was a really cool guy….But after all this stuff, he’s kind of a Dick.” -Beau. #PumpRules #Scandoval
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Replying to @TorontoHydro
Wow it’s almost like having a giant open pit in the middle of a busy intersection for over a decade getting exposed to elements while the city piles on a bunch of condos onto an already crumbling infrastructure was a bad idea ?
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Elise Goodhoofd retweeted
I have to say, Harry declaring ‘nobody should be forced into a relationship with the press as a child’, then introducing his infant son to the Netflix cameras, was an inadvertent LOL of the year. #HarryandMeghanNetflix #HarryandMegan
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Elise Goodhoofd retweeted
I love when people complain about Twitter … on Twitter 🤣🤣
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Elise Goodhoofd retweeted
6. In real time, transmit the topography of my face onto a swarm of drones, get a live video/audio feed and float around major metropolitan areas as a giant floating 3D LED head just making fun of people's dogs.
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Elise Goodhoofd retweeted
Recent national anchor departures: 2011 - Lloyd Robertson retires as CTV anchor at age 77 2017- Peter Mansbridge retires as CBC anchor at age 69 2022- Lisa LaFlamme contract cancelled by CTV at age 58.
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Elise Goodhoofd retweeted
The most important skill you’ve never been taught: Storytelling 10 dead-simple tips to make you a better storyteller:
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Shout out the to amazingly talented @elisegoodhoofd for designing a collection of joyful pens for our Calgary emerg staff as part of the YYC EM Happiness challenge led by the fabulous @yycemhappy !! @AHS_media @UCalgaryEM
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Elise Goodhoofd retweeted
Starving yourself for 3 weeks to fit into a dress isn’t the greatest endorsement for your own shapewear line.
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Elise Goodhoofd retweeted
There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness
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My heart aches for Andrea. He really was heartbroken and lonely #SummerHouse
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Elise Goodhoofd retweeted
Seriously on date formatting: The MM-DD-YYYY is useless. YYYY-MM-DD is the only way. Who's with me?
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Elise Goodhoofd retweeted
Show your thanks for the sacrifice of our heroes on Nov 11. #RemembranceDay The Poppy Design is a registered trademark of The Royal Canadian Legion, Dominion Command and is used under license.

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Elise Goodhoofd retweeted
No matter how bad you think your life is, no matter how shipwrecked you are, no matter how slow you think the progress is, you’re still trying and better off than you could have been. Rejoice and praise the Lord.
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Elise Goodhoofd retweeted
Replying to @CP24
Umm...not good. Where are anti vaxxers going to get their medical advice now?
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Replying to @JustinTrudeau
I’m not sure a trip to Tofino was the best decision for spending your time today. Kamloops would have been a better destination. Do better as our country’s leader.
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Elise Goodhoofd retweeted
ICU: Unvaccinated Care Unit. via @delongarts #COVID19 #antivax #vaccination
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