@ElishaDLong

Short Bus Conquistadors

youtube.com/@elishalong?si=vWpFZ85Jlx0aXvcG
Joined March 2023
  • Tweets983
  • Following75
  • Followers27.9K
200Media

Be Retarded To Win At Life

Article 路 @ElishaDLong
602
1,771
767
17,716
4,989,397
The final act of genius is being retarded
Sportsnet
@SportsnetOct 19
"I have to let my unconscious brain do the work because it reacts a lot quicker." 馃 Devin Cooley chats with @BParkerTV about the psychology behind his unreal performance vs. the Canes.
21
110
2
2,147
38,110
Haven't had a single deep thought all day
17
53
7
1,430
22,926
Ride the tiger
18
26
3
499
9,639
33
265
32
3,989
86,488
The imagination of the retard surpasses the intellect of the genius
74
1,571
59
18,991
392,363
Play advances play. What stands in the way becomes the game. There is no rumination during play. Retardmaxx
This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
3
13
228
13,865
A retard in motion stays in motion unless an outside thought corrupts him
13
33
4
891
75,010
Elisha Long retweeted
bone
@boneGPTSep 9
22
30
3
509
8,968
Drifting the short bus through the depths of Kali Yuga
鈩⒙砶
@_tm3kSep 2
A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest
12
60
1
1,019
40,676
Retardmaxxing is maximum cogsec for the modern world
Aristo@aristomarinettiAug 30
Carl Jung was so real for this.
7
40
3
642
30,634
Tracking macros, tracking charts, tracking steps, how about you put an Apple watch in between your buttcheeks and track how many times your ass is getting clapped per day by thinking.
Harj Taggar
@harjtaggarAug 27
Retardmaxxing has made me healthier tbf. I stopped sleep tracking, started waking up early and exercising first thing. Go to bed early when tired. Works better than optimizing my HRV etc.
13
42
3
757
28,322
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt
Dylan O'Sullivan
@DylanoA4Aug 26
I love Werner Herzog so much
11
49
938
29,937
All quiet on the frontal lobe brother
Autism Capital 馃З
@AutismCapitalAug 26
Love this guy and his rambles. The OG retardmaxxer. He spiritually rambles in the correct direction. Whenever you have doubts, just do a 360 and moonwalk away.
26
49
3
1,732
56,069
The over examined life is not worth living. Retardmaxx
29
121
10
1,689
42,819
17
49
3
885
20,275
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt Retardmaxx
Prompter
@PromptLLMAug 14
What separates the normies from the elites
5
14
509
37,473
How many sticks in the ass can a man take, before they puncture his heart? Retardmaxx
12
6
209
13,708
You only see women writing Yelp reviews They will destroy and entire Thai families business over a mediocre plate of pad Thai At a crosswalk observe a couple. The female will be the first to hit the "button" as if she can control the flow of traffic. In an elevator she will repeatedly mash the "button" to close the door. Most times these do nothing. Illusions of control. Rotten tomatoes movie critics are women and weak men. Watch as the weasel like man returns his slightly overcooked steak instead of just eating it Infant gods grasping for control. Retardmaxx
29
36
6
868
75,020
17
29
2
588
18,758
Most of us have been kids longer than we've been adults Why the hell do we sacrifice our childhood love of play and intuition Why do we larp as intellectuals, with perfect discipline Or allow ourselves to be be poisoned by irony, and zapped of joy by current events Nothing changed, we were just deceived RETVRN Retardmaxx
27.
@dimvjiJul 29
all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child
12
30
3
464
23,809
Load more