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After informing my landlord our cupboards have fallen off the wall... he suggests ‘we have a ghost’ yeah thanks Gaz u cunt
London nail salons actually take the piss, how have I been sat here an hour waiting 🙃 I just want my white toes fresh for date night w my man
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I asked a group of 6 year olds "If you could be King/Queen for a day. How would you help people?"
Bow before your highnesses
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Anyone selling 2 x Glitterbox tickets for Printworks this weekend?! #printworks #Glitterbox









