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Kinda fucked that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or nothin
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Men are meant to be hunters (working a financially stable job) and women gathers (buying trinkets) – at Chicago, IL
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i deserve an oscar for how often i listen to someone repeating a story and pretend it’s the first time i’ve heard it
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Microsoft outlook is awesome because it’s like. what if we made the worst email platform in the world and then forced everyone to use it for work and school
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um what the fuck, when the FBI raided trump’s estate they found an entire room dedicated to Randy Jackson?!? why is no one talking about this?!?!!???

























