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Half handy with a stalk of brocco-LIE 🥦 #AVFC Dad Dancer🕺🏼Owner - @EJaunceyElec 💡

Sutton Coldfield, England
Joined May 2016
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6 years later, still one of the funniest pictures.
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Bailey when he gets out of his agent’s car. #AVFC
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30 years ago today. May have got over excited on the radio 😂
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This is what whisky pros actually do: Discard the first swirl to “prime” the glass. Add a few drops of water to unlock hidden flavors. It’s chemistry! So yes, this dude knows what he’s doing. He’s not just being funny, he’s being damn refined. 😏
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Florida CANNOT be a real place.. 😭😭😭
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In Goodfellas, the garlic-slicing scene was inspired by Nicholas Pileggi’s real interviews with mobsters — they actually shaved garlic with razor blades in prison so it would liquefy in the pan.
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How’s the 4-3-2-1 settling in? #System @dchilton83
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I’m not saying England qualis against vastly inferior opposition are a waste of time but the lady in front of me spent most of the second half researching kettles #engand
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Ozzy’s story about snorkeling in Fiji has me cracking up! 🤣
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I absolutely love the fact that Trump doubled down on this 💯👏 It's so refreshing to see an honest opinion being given instead of the usual robotic parroting of politically correct buzzwords.
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Bumped into @mikeparry8 at work today 😂 #PappaSmurf
I think I can take credit for my part in the Oasis re-union .. As you will see I duly motivated Liam here to get the band back together 😁🕺🎸 ..
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Today we lost the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne. His voice defined heavy metal and carried a generation. Rest in peace.
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When we popping down? 😂 🏌🏼⛳️ @dchilton83
The first-ever Aston Villa x Adidas golf range is almost here... Men's and women's ranges available in-store 22 May 🤩
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Uh oh! It’s ten past eight and Wetherspoons in Hackney is late opening. Things will kick off soon. I predict a riot.
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Sunday league football is an emotional roller coaster. Steve
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David Coote at 7am on a Sunday morning at a gaff
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HEITS 💜
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How to properly taste whisky with Richard Paterson
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