Ellise

Waiting for that first morning in spring where I don’t need a coat and the sky is blue AAH

I hate fireworks

This morning I saw a cow running it was amazing x

I live for positive praise if I’m getting none there’s no point in existing x

If I see 1 slick back on tonight’s VS fashion show I’ll SCREAM

Are fur coats chavy

I wish I was my current age the year 2000

I wish I was a nepo baby

Just closed my car boot onto my bag and dry shampoo has sprayed all over my bags 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ AH

People say “omg so much stuff in primark” and it’s a disco ball ghost ornament and a leopard print thong ? Sick of it man

Wish my job started midday so I could sleep in crying x

Obsessed with real housewives of Salt Lake City x

I’ve never needed a kebab more than I did at 2:30 this morning walked in to German Donnor kebab only to be informed they had no kebab ? Are you areet ?

I’m tired af

Imagine being one of those people who can turn up to a party alone and socialise with multiple people but not have a set person to cling too … WILD

Why am I seeing pictures of fellas dressing up as holy priest WAHHAAH

Bowl cancer test kits in home bargains ?? What the heck

Wdym Catfish sang Tyrants last night and I wasn’t there ?!?!?

All I want is a chicken legend man

Teletech t-shirts used to be gold dust now everyone n their nan has one