My friends, hurry up
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@AlexAaoliver @mrpresident021 @von_brownie @kd0rts @ACotoure @Mogley4 @sarahhlaurion @MelissaMahone16 @Dear_Arianna @jamhaitian
My friends, hurry up
!
@AlexAaoliver @mrpresident021 @von_brownie @kd0rts @ACotoure @Mogley4 @sarahhlaurion @MelissaMahone16 @Dear_Arianna @jamhaitian
Elsa retweeted
Nah dude we respecting more women and donating more money to charity than ever teapawt.net/lilpump/status/9477397…
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It is the period between Christmas and New year. No one knows what day it is. Time doesn't really exist. Can we start drinking at 10am? Why not. Existence is a confusion.
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My son's a little worried that Santa may skip our house because he was sometimes bad this year. I explained that Santa uses an exponentially weighted moving average to compute your goodness score, so more recent datapoints dominate and he's probably fine.
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Doug delivers his closing argument to the voters of Alabama with a powerful speech called "Season of Opportunity"
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me sober in an uber:
me drunk in an uber: ya but you see, their parents never catch them. the sister is always trying to tell on them. but they never get caught. it’s insane. and theres a fucking platypus. yeah its called phineas and ferb dude you seriously have to check it out
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Trickle down economics is a proven fraud. When you give the wealthiest few a big tax cut, they do 3 things with that money:
1) Give each other bonuses
2) Engage in mega-mergers to concentrate more wealth at the top
3) Spend even more money buying political influence
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Using me to stay relevant lol teapawt.net/aaroncarter/status/936…
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This is nothing. In a few years, that bot will move so fast you’ll need a strobe light to see it. Sweet dreams… teapawt.net/mrmedina/status/931291…
