@EmiNotEm

DILF anthropologist

 Brooklyn
Joined March 2009
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Yo bananas are the fruit version of snails
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Idk who invented making bell peppers real tiny but honestly, slay.
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Babybel is so cunt
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Hbd to my DILF-ass boyfriend who loves Phil Collins even more than I do and also will never see this tweet. Upper thigh tat tbd.
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Ty to everyone who dropped Canadian Glizzy pix. My brand is Glizz
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Do British dudes take their girl to kilogram town?
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erin chack@ErinChackJul 29
When you’re writing something by hand and you get to do a Z, it’s like oh boy here it comes, weeeeeeeeeee
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7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that
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Not a man on earth working as hard as Dave Matthews.
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bell 🦇@yukitxndaJul 7
gnawing at the bars of my enclosure
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pj@pjayevansJul 1
To be on the planet at the same time as Johnny Knoxville is an honor that is not lost on me
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nat@sanjuniperossJun 28
johnny knoxville wouldve been sooo good in a david lynch film
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Good afternoon to the DILF community.
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.@playboicurrryyJun 8
saying "are our" in a sentence
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Jake@jacobkleinmanJun 5
“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4” — unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast
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giraffe@neckincrisisMay 26
mind your own fucking business
Fact
@FactMay 26
Giraffes spend about 80 percent of their day eating.
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Richard Brody@tnyfrontrowMay 20
Just saw a great heist movie, starring the Knicks.
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HYFR!!!!!!!
Richard Brody@tnyfrontrowMay 20
Just saw a great heist movie, starring the Knicks.
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