There is no exquisite beauty without some strangeness in the proportion.
The black parade.
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Emily Middleton☮☯ retweeted
Small problem with Sonia flying out to Bali tomorrow. Scriptwriters forgot that she’ll need a passport for her baby 😂😂😂 #eastenders
Emily Middleton☮☯ retweeted
5 consecutive LadBaby Christmas Number 1’s is what you get as a country when you don’t invest in arts and culture for over a decade.
Emily Middleton☮☯ retweeted
why the fuck does "limited menu" mean "we just got rid of all the veggie options"???
Emily Middleton☮☯ retweeted
So Stacey Dooley and a filming crew are allowed on a Maternity Ward but the father of my child wasn’t, even though we live together and tested negative.
Emily Middleton☮☯ retweeted
Once you wear a regular t-shirt to bed, that's it a jammy top now. Sure you can try wearing it out the house after that, but everyone knows it's a jammy top, stop trying to fool yourself and retire the top mate.
Emily Middleton☮☯ retweeted
Am I the only one who can’t listen to wild world without Sid from Skins popping into their head?
Emily Middleton☮☯ retweeted
Great to present Claire from the @ClockHouseHarl with her certificate earlier. @StonegatePubs’ programme is providing a real #ladderofopportunity to people and it’s great to see Claire becoming the General Manager of a great pub as a result
Emily Middleton☮☯ retweeted
I hope that when Chris Tarrant gets sentenced for drink driving the judge sentences him to 40 hours community service, tears up the paper while saying 'but we don't want to give you that', and then sends him to prison.
