Emily

I refuse to have my Slack profile picture be me, and I'm really proud of my latest change. (It's even better because the editor has never met me IRL so I like to keep the mystery alive)

How it feels when clients take the net 30 on your invoice too seriously

Hello it’s two weeks until Halloween and this is all that our local @Lowes has to offer. The rest of the entire section is Christmas. What the hell.

Now that #Copshop is in theaters I can finally share my favorite line from the script

Does anyone else have, like, selective dyslexia? I normally can read very proficiently but I swear every time I see the name Lugia from Pokemon I read it as Luigi.

Waiting on my editor to call lunch so we can go get the poké I requested today

Me at the dentist: Yes ma’am I will floss everyday I am a changed woman. Me a week later:

Good morning I hit green level on @nike run club today and I am stoked.

Today is my 6th year going to the Eddie Awards and it looks a bit different but I'm still drinking per tradition rules.