Editor. Writer. MUD, a roman a clef published 2018 by @andersenpress. Carnegie Medal longlisted 2019.
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Could not agree with this more. So many great books to adapt.
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Fave story in this so far is CDW finding her boyfriend in bed with a naked rent boy she then proceeded to throw out of a window (presumably a ground floor one as she then changed her mind & invited him back in to share a bottle of brandy)
God this thing with Markle's dad is grim. The son doesn't seem too wholesome either. I can well imagine wanting to get the hell out of that. I mean, none of it quite adds up, but they're clearly all money-grabbing.
Finished watching #NobodyWantsThis and was underwhelmed. Story-lining is poor. So Joanne's emotionally progressed enough to want to convert to Judaism for the man she loves, but also wants to make her horrible ex jealous? She's supposed to be in her 30s, but acts like a teenager
The discussion about Harry Kane's wife Kate's appearance is boiling my blood. By any standard, she's an attractive woman. And she seems like a warm and nice person and he loves her. And that's all there is to it.
Can't believe I'm saying this on a regular old Tuesday evening but no, you do not need to and should never 'clean the inside of your vagina'. Your vag is self-cleaning.
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But Ghosts the film is number one at the box office, so Britain can at least rejoice that this charming, witty and really quite profound creation, which has genuinely brought joy into our lives, is our true National Treasure.
It's got to the point where I'd appreciate a photo of Michael Fabricant on my timeline. Just to lighten things up a bit, you know.
I am enjoying #Adultery, but why has Tom got a posh Southern accent while his brother is pretty broad Northern? This kind of thing bugs me, but I shall persevere.
Go to say, I am confused by the whole Thomas Marble allegations thing. How on earth, if these allegations are are as serious and damning as Meghan believes, have they not been investigated before now? I don't get it.
It's the omnibus edition and I'm going to have to switch off as the whole stormgate plot I found a bit ridiculous and OTT. So now Vince (one half of Ambridge's most mismatched couple) will never walk again!! #TheArchers
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Since its première, in 2022, “Slow Horses”—Apple TV’s fast-paced espionage drama about a division of MI5 where the screwups and sluggards end up—has become “a treasure to those in the know, and a nonentity to outsiders,” Inkoo Kang writes. The show, starring Gary Oldman and Jack Lowden, boasts nearly two dozen Emmy nominations, and a few wins, but has never reached the breakout status of “Ted Lasso” or “Severance.” Read why Kang thinks the underrated program is the best on Apple TV:newyorkermag.visitlink.me/Eo…
#NobodyWantsThis For quite a while now I have been more invested in Morgan and Sasha than Joanne and Noah. They're just more charming and funny together. I wish the show was mostly about them.
I have today learned of the insult 'Tossmuffin', which is good, but not quite as good as the trusty Tosspot.
Maali moaning because her friends are actually being friends and warning her off Sam (a walking-talking red flag) out of respect for herself. They're right. You are a mug, Maali, and you'd be better off focusing on jam. Oops, got you mixed up with Meghan Markle. #MadeinChelsea