Costume designer, actress, bacon connoisseur, news junkie, foul-mouthed hockey fanatic, altruist, napper, meme hound, & dirty hippie. Preferred pronoun: y'all

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Joined January 2009
This is my pinned tweet.
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Emma Scott retweeted
All political ads should stop once you vote
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Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable like depression or a coma.
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Customer service is rough, y'all
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Do I need this bottle of vodka shaped like a honey badger? No. But do I really, really want it? 10000% yes.
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Missing home tonight, so I made a Lowcountry Boil and some homemade bread. 🍲🩷
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I got to hold the sweetest little booper at work today. 💕
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This job is too jobby. I think I might quit.
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I would give so much to lay in the sunshine with you and forget the rest of the world
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This as the next Disney animated feature film or I don't want it.
Dammit was the mascot of a U.S. Marine dive bomber squadron and the only female to see combat during the Battle of Guadalcanal in 1942. She served as an early warning system because her acute hearing allowed her to detect approaching aircraft. When Marines saw her dart into a foxhole, they knew to prepare for an air raid. Dammit also produced kittens named Helldiver, Hellcat, Hellion, and Hellbent that became mascots for other squadrons. Her smallest kitten was deemed unfit for military service and simply named Hello. #cat #cats #catlovers
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Nobody's coming to save you, but somebody is definitely coming to explain it to you
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Or, and hear me out, they're both trash and McDonald's needs to bring back the McDLT.
The McRib needs to replace the stupid filet o fish as a full time menu item.
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Self care is cancelled. We're making meatball sub soup and acting out.
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Emma Scott retweeted
Nothing to see here, just our “ally” posting a pic of NYC getting nuked.
New Netanyahu post:
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Y'all I got my first bird at my birdfeeder. 😭
🤖 Made with AI
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Yes, it flagged it as AI. I erased some stuff in the background so weirdos track down where I live like the last place I lived. 🙄
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hey, with the intention of talking you into maybe the best road trip ever
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