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Good morning gngg🤝❤️
Hope we all slept well?
Arise and shine, my people. Another day to pretend we know what we’re doing with our lives.😪🤧
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There's a reason the coconut went to the market to buy a tuber of yam and put pawpaw under a mango tree .
Dey wiii me.
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At this point, my future wife and I need to meet soon. The economy is not respecting our relationship timeline.
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The way some people defend their football clubs, you’d think the club included them in the will. Man U and Chelsea fans🥱
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Imagine explaining to your ancestors that you work eight hours a day to afford food, then spend another hour watching strangers review food you can’t afford.
Good morning tho🙂
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Some people flirt like they’re applying for a job. Plenty qualifications, no practical experience.
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Have never asked for any girls number directly. I just get it through someone, is this a flex?🥱
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America and China are competing for global dominance. Meanwhile, some of us are competing with our neighbours for stable electricity.
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I need a lady with the cheapest bride price here please🙏🏽🙏🏽
It’s time I get married
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Some celebrities have mastered the art of being famous without giving the public any meaningful reason to know what they’re famous for.
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Some people have a skincare routine, gym routine and morning routine. I have a survival routine. Wake up, check account balance, adjust expectations.
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As children, we thought adults had everything figured out. Now we’re adults and even Google is tired of our questions.