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I hope they froze Austin after the last movie and so when he’s woken up again, his humor isn’t stuck in the 60s, it’s stuck in the early 2000s.
Mike Myers confirms he’s actively writing a fourth “Austin Powers” movie. Will it reflect the current political climate?
“I can neither confirm nor deny the existence or nonexistence of such a commentary,” Myers teases. “In the last few weeks, I think fear has had it and love is on the way back. ... If anything, that’s what the Austin Powers movie is going to be about. What the world needs now is love, sweet love.”
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Listen closely to what JR said. “The 28 year old champion almost beheaded The Game.” TWENTY EIGHT!!! 28!!!! In today’s WWE u ain’t getting a world champ that young and it’s a damn shame
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28 years ago today, the first Red Ranger Battlizer made its debut in Power Rangers in Space.
Personally if I want you im doing everything to be the only nigga in your life but we kick it and shit yeah our time is our time and idc what you doing with them other niggas
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The only good Cody heel turn I see is if he has some sort of Homelander character, where he's a douchebag in every way possible but genuinely believes he's a good guy, cutting babyface promos and everything, people booing him and he's super confused why they don't like him.
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That weak ass team the avengers assembled and they want me to root for THEM next month??? Lmaoo #TeamDoomNigga
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I don’t like that women don’t dance on men in the club anymore. I hate that so bad as a heterosexual woman!!!!!
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You have ONE job nature gave you that we can't do. We have TEN jobs nature gave us that you WON'T do.
But we don't brag about it every five minutes. We just do it and die quietly.
Now, no man EVER asked for 50/50.
Men were providing 100%. Rent 100%. Bills 100%. Food 100%. Protection 100%. Sacrifice 100% for thousands of years.
Then feminists came and said, "That's not enough. You need to come home and cook too. Clean too. Raise the kids too. Be emotional too. Be soft too."
Men said, OK. Then make EVERYTHING 50/50. Split the bills too. Split the rent too. Split the stress too."
And suddenly y'all started crying, "Men are pushing for 50/50! Men are broke! Men are not real men!"
No. YOU pushed for it. YOU moved the goalpost. YOU started the witch-hunt against providers, called them controlling, called them toxic, called them useless if they only paid bills.
Then when men matched your energy, you wanted to play victim.
And let's be real about this childbirth worship y'all won't shut up about every day online.
Animals give birth EVERY DAY. In the bush. No hospital. No doctor. No epidural. No man holding their hand saying, "Push, baby, push."
You had ONE kid with a whole medical team, painkillers, clean sheets, and a man outside pacing, paying the bill, and you want a trophy for LIFE? Like, are you stupid?
So no. You are not special because you gave birth. You are not the first generation to have children.
You are not a hero for doing what every woman before you did without complaining for thousands of years.
You want 50/50? Then BE 50/50.
You want a traditional man? Then BE a traditional woman and SHUT UP.




























