@EmperorEllz

Watch da style ya

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Joined June 2011
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Fixed it for ya
C.@ArsecaI21h
Our 3-2 loss against United in January kept Carrick in the job and we still won the league
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Breaking The Lines
@breakthelines20h
Manchester United's crisis continues. Days after being thrashed 4-1 by Como in the Champions League, United have suffered another humiliating defeat, losing 3-0 at home to Bournemouth. How did one of Europe's biggest clubs fall so far? @karan_tejwani26: breakingthelines.com/@karan/…

The Champions League has left Manchester United behind

Como, the Champions League upstarts, showed Manchester United that Europe's top competition was no place for their ancient ways

breakingthelines.com
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Yan Diomande vs Timber/(& Konsa) is gonna be an interesting duel.
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He’s too Hollywood. Should look to emulate Calhanoglu
Pythagoras In Boots ⚽️
@pythaginboots23h
Can Bruno Fernandes make a similar transition when the legs go… 10 to DLP seems a longevity cheat code… #kdb #kevindebruyne
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UF
@UtdFaithfulsJul 13
Bruno Guimaraes will be 29 in few months and Newcastle want £100m for him. Meanwhile, Man Utd just signed 29-year-old Tielemans for £35m. Fair play, INEOS. They have pulled off a blinder in this inflated market.
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They took the Banton and doubled down. Quadrupled down in fact
Nico@99_9pct20h
Is this United banter era worse than assna’s?
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Nico@99_9pct20h
Is this United banter era worse than assna’s?
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🗣️20+ yrs Shoestring budget Loosing stars almost every szn Built a stadium Having & accepting remit of using youth It got bad, but never THIS bad🤣🤣
Big C 🇯🇲🕵🏾‍♂️@GoliathLTD16h
Do you know what I love about another club being torn apart as an Arsenal fan? Throughout the “banter era”, Wenger regularly achieved top 4. You man fighting relegation and finishing 10th are disgraceful.
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So my mum fell today outside her yard and fractured her arm. Somethings in the air
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Inject IT ALL OF IT
Dan Boogs@dankoogs22h
You lot seriously don’t get endorphins seeing United like this? I need this to carry on for LIFE
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Don’t Bournemouth do this to Man Utd every season ?!?!?
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not ‘rihanna’ 🇯🇲@__rnt9121h
Theatre of Banter
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Can’t watch this Arsenal game, buffering every 10 seconds
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Put a lock on your bathroom
A@amysprettyfeetOct 23
Am I an asshole if I ask my flatmate to ask her hookups/guests to use her bathroom instead of mine? I have the main bathroom, she has her own en-suite as I have the smaller bedroom, but she instructs her guests to use mine?
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90s Football
@90sfootballOct 23
The Overlap
@WeAreTheOverlapOct 23
The best first touch in football belongs to… 👀 🪄
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Blake Monrowe vs Guilia street fight was very enjoyable
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#KSEOut #ArtetaOut❌@prettyboygoonerOct 23
Arteta era fans are the most disrespectful bunch ever. Vieira was a 6’4 unicorn. He glided, bullied midfielders, was press resistant & progressed the ball without fear. He was the ORIGINAL,the blueprint for tall midfielders who were good on the ball,so have some fucking respect
Sash ~
@ltarsenalOct 23
Rice is better than both Vieira and Keane, anyone saying otherwise is letting nostalgia get in the way
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Sami Zayn and Trick Williams! Ok ok ok trick ya held your own
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Would you prefer a 9/10 life single Or a 7/10 life with a partner. Whatever 9/10 or 7/10 looks like to you?
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I’ve stepped in 2 decepticon puddles today. Definitely more than meets the eye. It’s not been my week at all.
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