Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico, as recognized by at least 3 federal and state agencies.
Durham NC
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thread of headlines from newspaper archives about people with the same names as future famous people!!!!
Please stop trying to convince me to run for County Commissioner. Because the money we waste on corruption and incompetence drives me nuts.
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Durham is all about performative progressivism masking rank incompetence
Durham’s parks ranked dead last in the national 2026 ParkScore index. Durham officials owe residents a plan to get out of last place.
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Charles Taylor needs to get over himself and embrace his inner Libertarian nature. #ncpol
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UPDATE: Taylor's campaign has filed a libel lawsuit in Lee County Superior Court against the Sandhills Citizens Alliance over a recent mailer. In a statement, the group calls the lawsuit "meritless" and has retained former NCSBE general counsel Paul Cox. #ncpol #HD51
Am I the only one who thinks @KirkHerbstreit is abusing his dog? I've seen it before and it's some rather deranged behavior.
In recognition of mah Panthers performance today, let me share my own prickly pear margarita recipe, which I am making right tf now:
2 parts tequila (I like Espolon blanco)
1 part Liquid Alchemist prickly pear syrup
.75 part lime juice
.5 part Cointreau
sean haugh retweeted
#KansasSenate
Adam Hamilton on transgender rights:
“I don’t think we should take a small group of people and bully them, pick on them, and hurt them. I understand one thing really clearly when it comes to transgender people, and that is Jesus told me I was to love my neighbor as I love myself.”
“I’m gonna love the trans person as well as the straight person, male or female. We have to do better than picking on small groups. What’s happened is we’ve turned a group of people into a campaign issue because it polls well.”
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Keep ACC Friday After Dark out of the reach of children. Do not use ACC Friday After Dark if you’re pregnant or thinking about becoming pregnant. Do not use ACC Friday After Dark without alcohol. Side effects of ACC Friday After Dark include confusion, headaches and sudden belief in Davis Warren. Do not operate heavy machinery while on ACC Friday After Dark.
Republicans these days stand for only the worst imaginable moral depravities. Anyone who supports any Republican candidate in 2026 is a moral puke who really needs to stop voting.
#TX23 GOP candidate Brandon Herrera said that unadopted kittens should be sent to Chinese restaurants.
“I hate to see animals put down for no reason. At the bare minimum, they could at least collaborate with the local Chinese restaurant. Don’t let it go to waste, you know?”
Dinner tonight. Turned out quite well if I do say so myself. seriouseats.com/chinese-amer…
Will Lee really needed to buy Dallas Goedert dinner first or something. #KeepPounding
