This 9-5 shit is torture

actual footage of what happens inside my head when someone gives me work to do

The Japanese employee watching as the third colleague of the day walks toward the balcony:

Lie on your resume, lie during the interview, lie to your coworkers. It literally doesn’t matter.

When you were supposed to start work at 8:00, but it's 8:02 now, so you suddenly start feeling sick

Le Japonais qui s’introduit dans la maison de son patron avec l’intention de voler les culottes de sa fille, mais il surprend le boss en train de les enfiler.

"Congratulations! You got the job, we'll see you at 8am Monday morning."

When i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7 pm

I love weekends so much

Manager: “I can smell the alcohol on you, are you really drunk at work? It's 9 am.” Me:

Guess who took a massive shit on the manager’s desk? 🙂