Drew Peacock

I got married today. What have I done?

I've got a gut feeling.

Crows follow me everywhere, so I can make dad jokes.

I am getting married this weekend. Please clap.

Feels like one of those days.

I woke up, fed the dogs, had coffee, and fell back asleep. What is wrong with me?

We stray farther from God's light every day.

Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the straps.

We are all pink in the middle.

A word of advice

You don't say, Wal-Mart

I’ll have you know- I beat 23 kids at laser tag.

I've been the weed plug for 30 years. This shouldn't be so hard.

Rolls for your holes.

Wife says the same thing about me.

My bachelor party: We had dinner and they said we are going to location #2. I hop in my buddy's car and he drives me across the parking lot to the restaurant 50 feet away for more apps. Master trolling.

I'm dressing up to go to Red Robin