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Namibia
Joined March 2019
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Went to buy a bed "Salesman: Who are you going to sleep with on the bed??" Alone mos nxo Mxium
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Paife otuli pu meeNashindengo ta yogo omusamane gwe nokanete ko butternut mbela.😂😂
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Men are also selling 🥱🥱🥱
There is one dude from Windhoek his highest qualification is Grade 4 School report calling people "Salary boy's", because he's driving Golf R and renting a two bedroom flat that he paid N$7000 a month.. Here is the truth, the Golf he is driving was bought for him because he's part of the chain, the flat is paid by the same man who bought him that R. When his boyfriend wants a quick one, he needs to drive fast to offer the service. Apparently there is a contract they sign and once the contract expires, they renew it Again. Imagine you are just in Windhoek to be chopped and calling people Salary boys 😂😂🤦🏽
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Every win I will celebrate 🙏🏾🙏🏾
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"Birthday girl taamba okaleke" 🙏🏾🎂
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Talking stages hit different before ovulation. After that, let's wrap this up. I don't care if you caught feelings. 😂😂
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Mu tu loge?? Atye
This year it's going to be bigger, massive and better, otamuya mos?
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Gym instructor: That’s not how you do it. Me: Ngu ati shoye osho shili mondjila olye
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I am thirty ndee kiina kanona. Valeni ike ngele otamu vala akwetu
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Keshi ngumwe Ota vala, ota hokana/ hokanwa ethimbo ndi uuvite ahala .
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I am doing good 😊
There is a girl somewhere right now who has no boyfriend. No calls. No texts. Just by herself, and on her phone. How are you doing?
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Girl to Girl: God will NEVER send you a married man!
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Bro to bro, if you do everything for your woman she will never cheat on you.
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This one said "everyday you are my Valentine". Aye aye sorry sorry nda ya 😂💀
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🌸🌺onkelo 🌸🌺 retweeted
Good morning.. I'm a final year Bachelor of Honours student in Industrial Psychology and I’m currently looking for an internship. I’m willing to start immediately. Please RT, my employer might be on your Timeline. +264817834213 Thank you 🙏🏾
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PLEASE, get comfortable with going to events, movies, concerts, coffee shops, museums by yourself so you don't miss out on life waiting for people.
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God's plan, alwayyyyyyyyys.
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This is my last Christmas unemployed. God 🤲🕯️🕯️
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And I repeat @PDKNamibia have to perform on my wedding day 🥹😂
PDK have to perform at my wedding, nande yakale nee yakulupa....🎶🎶🎶
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🌸🌺onkelo 🌸🌺 retweeted
You can’t be in a relationship if you don’t like Rules. Stay Single & have your freedom to do as you want. In a relationship you constantly communicate, report, account for your actions & apologize when you are wrong. Pride & Ego are biggest enemies of a healthy relationship
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