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“It can happen to anyone” Bro I no fit change girl phone
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Notice how he didn't mention beating.
I no dey smoke I no dey drink alcohol I no dey bet I no dey womanize I no dey do fraud I no dey fool I just be one random guy for this life, I no sabi pass make I beat person for efootball and smile throughout the day.
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The best friendships are with people who elevate ur mindset. Broaden ur perspective & introduce u to new hobbies & experiences
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Valid reason tbf The saved name though
She used this kind of thing to play so I had no choice but to let her go
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women are not good people😭
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Yeah please fuck us
fuck introverts
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I no dey smoke I no dey drink alcohol I no dey bet I no dey womanize I no dey do fraud I no dey fool I just be one random guy for this life, I no sabi pass make I beat person for efootball and smile throughout the day.
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Bro has found an Infinite content Glitch
Bournemouth handing over Man United to Chelsea 😂.
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JUST COMING BACK FROM OLDTRAFORD What a successful hate watch 😂🤝
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This was a good ad though ngl😂❤️
Naija underground trap music EVERY CITIZEN MUST COLLECT CHICKEN PIE!!
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Lekki street boy:
Nigga, if you are opportuned to sit amongst the rich, never you beg for money.
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😂😂
preek dey my hand bro, wetin dey delay madrid nau
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the feeling if “ing kiss” wasn’t in there.
ovulating atm don’t even try to vex me, i’ll fucking kiss you.
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“I don’t want your babe to come and beat me ooo”
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Me and my boys pulling up for Mbappe’s ballon D’or tonight
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If more of you did your makeup like this, you wouldn't look so scary on your birthdays.
A Unilag student did this for my birthday last year, I paid 10k. This picture is unedited, and I loved how the makeup matched my skin tone perfectly. Charging crazy prices doesn't prove your skill.
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Hold your Mbeumo tight, nothing Dey outside 😂😂😂😂
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you need some fabrizio level intel to bag such a woman brr... -not a banger girl -very reserved -pretty and slim -career minded -no fooling/horny tweet -great sense of humour an absolute gem ❤️💯
Omo he reasonable gannn oo 💍💕
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I'm done with betting, I want to focus on raising my son. he seems like a great child.
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villains always have a PhD. Dr. Frankenstein, Dr. Doolenshmirtz, Dr. Octopus, Dr. Doom. good guys stop at Masters. Master Splinter, Master Roshi, Master Yoda. PhD corrupts the soul.
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betrayal starts when your own homegirl refuses to give you 3 of her friends
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