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Chat Iโm saying this again just to be safe; I DO NOT ONLINE DATE. I appreciate friendly compliments and being called pretty n shit but Iโm not looking for anything other than friends on Twitter and Id appreciate if people didnโt act super flirty right off the bat bc I canโt tell-
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When Iโm enjoying Sunday and it reaches 6โ8pm, knowing I have another week of uni:
Sometimes when the bathroom of my dorm suite is extra occupied while Iโm menstruating I always have this thought in the back of my head to leave a snail trail in the carpeted hallway out of spite
(THIS IS A JOKE AND AN ATTEMPT TO SOUND ORIGINAL sorry)
half the tweets i see ive already seen before #WhyIsEveryoneUncreative
Ear cleaning vids on my tiktok fyp are the absolute worst bc no matter how much they gross me out once theyโre on my screen I canโt fucking stop watching them Iโm so charred๐คข
Victorian children would straight up have heart attacks and die if they saw any of the yumetwt sentences on the tl for even half a second
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I hate to call other people chronically online but โThe American Dad yumeshipper started self shipping with Chris Hansen so hard they and captioned a post with a quote from an actual pedophileโ isnโt a real sentence
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no torment quite like lying in bed unable to sleep and with an ao3-sized hole in my chest
I miss my wife, please come home
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what type of oomf am i to you?
1. oomf with the best takes
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3. problematic oomf
4. lowkey favourite oomf
5. oomf id love to meet irl
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7. famous oomf
8. interesting oomf
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