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making the world a better place

Albemarle, NC
Joined November 2016
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i think i've finally been KO'd by bureaucracy nothing will top this
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how do i warn the spider in my kitchen that he’s gonna get evicted if he keeps inching his way out of his designated corner
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if you want to merge just merge, the other drivers will let you through if they see ur hearts set
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it is a good thing i do not lose my keys as often as i lose nailclippers otherwise i would be a lot more homeless
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i have made my bed and am now laying in it
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Unicorns are still cute
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you cant call urself a gamer if youve never beaten tetris
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horribly failing the marshmallow test every time im faced with a burning hot pizza steve sailer please forgive me
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cultures that shame mental health issues are a lot healthier than ones that don’t shamelessness is negative ev
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ppl complaining about capitalism sound like they all couldn’t figure out the tutorial
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dogs dont need introspection they know theyre good boys
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the fire alarm on this bus toilet was chirping all night slavs are never beating the allegations
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dual wielding gas station hot dogs is a powerful look if you can pull it off
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Hbd milady!!!!
why’s it brown why’s it not blonde grok is dogshit
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neglecting to close the airplane toilet lid before flushing & getting sucked into the great big beautiful sky below, my mother’s warnings swirling all around me
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overcoming irony & becoming more sincere in my racism
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upon reflection i’ve decided to opt out of the permanent underclass one ticket home plz
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someone noticed recently that i mostly wear konbini apparel this has only emboldened me to optimize my wardrobe to its natural end state
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saving europe by lingchiing anyone who tries to move here with the sort of inconveniences only a truly demoralized ppl can put up with
From today, new EU rules apply to all packaging placed on the EU market. They cover design, composition, reuse and recycling — with obligations phased in through to 2030 and beyond. What changes, and when ⬇️ consilium.europa.eu/en/polic…
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im honestly not even that reactionary tbh i just want the chuds to win to make my grandma happy
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