Dave Hayward (@EnterTheDave) profile picture

Unfinished Novelist, Unintentional Contrarian

The Great State of New Jersey
Joined October 2009
Hey, @YESNetwork , if you're going to offer me a Spanish language broadcast, at least make SOME effort to sync the audio
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Replying to @M_Marakovits
@M_Marakovits Hey, is Suzyn okay? Or is she just getting a couple (well deserved) days off?
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Raking leaves is the closest suburbanites get to understanding Sisyphus
I knew my neighborhood had gone bougie when for Mischief Night the kids started using 2-ply
Thanks @dcone36 for mentioning @ToeingTheSlab on a broadcast. As a long ago teenage pitcher and current pitching nerd it feels like a podcast made with me specifically in mind. Matt Blake was great. @Yankees
I want to start a support group for people who wanted to throw something at their TV when Monty got pulled on 71 pitches after 6 innings plus a batter of 1-run ball. You with me @CC_Sabathia ? @R2C2 #Yankees
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Replying to @dcone36
@dcone36 crazy idea to force more balls in play: go back to the 1995 strike zone. Force hitters to swing at higher pitches that are still hit-able.
Replying to @Bose
@bose What became of that PinPoint software? I'm looking to record a podcast outdoors and some extra help with noise reduction could go a long way.
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Few things bring out the hack wannabe comedians like a golfer in an automobile accident #TigerWoodsCrash
So I just found out that a regular saucepan can be bigger than a saucier pan #Illuminati
2020 feels like it's lasting longer than Toyotathon
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Jackie Robinson would have been 100 years old today. Rest in peace, and thank you for all you did for the sport I love.
I've never been to the building, but despite being an ocean away, still getting chills listening to the supporters sing at Anfield #YNWA
. @JerseyDan18 So this isn't just me, right? It appears that women love hockey disproportionately to other sports.
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Anybody else notice the much higher % of female fans the @NHL attracts over other major sports? I say as I'm in Section 3 at the @NJDevils game with my sister.
I knew we were getting a good player in Mo Salah, but, holy crap. That goal was simply brilliant. #LFC #YNWA
Today's @ussoccer election was disappointing, enraging, a joke. The whole system needs to be blown up yesterday for us to have a shot in the next 15 years. Thanks for dooming my country to mediocrity for the rest of my life. Go all the way to hell, and say 'hi' to Art Briles.
Replying to @RichEisenShow
@RichEisenShow #SportsDrunkHistory: Steve Bartman would be incredible. Bonus if you get @roywoodjr to do it. And I'm a Yankees fan.
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The #Lavar Challenge: Speak only in #LavarBall quotes for an entire day without getting punched in the face #NBA
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