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Trigger Zesty Jesus with a goofy Casual TF2 clip Speedrun
(No Slurs, Throws Tantrums Over Sniper But Watches My Clips %)
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Replying to @EntirelyAmelia
i as a trans person who openly refers to myself as a trap see no issue with this. honestly id have posed with the sign lol
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when my girlfriend has her friend over and i'm trying to give them their space but still make a good impression
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you may know I was charged with a 1st degree felony and faced life in prison.
Today I plead to misdemeanor carrying a 12mo plea in abeyance and ~$8,000 in restitution.
Want to know what I did?
The big, bad, scary thing I’m being punished for?
I rinsed out an empty paint can
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I walked into the house and my mum’s friend said I put on weight. I replied wow, I was thinking the same about you. My dad was bussing up and my mum was in utter shock.
if this was my husband i would make him commit forever nap
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Replying to @MonicaLewinsky
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Dating girls is so annoying I sent a pic of me in lingerie to a girl I’m texting and she’s like “omg I’ve been looking for that set for ages where did u find it?” I-
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Bundling your home & car insurance? Yes. Bragging about how early you wake up? No.
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if you ever feel alone just remember
there are mites having sex on your face ❤️
"no you can't do that! it's only okay when i do that! only i'm allowed to be toxic!" honestly fix your shit pls


















