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They said Mbappé and Yamal look tired because they’re carrying a big bet. Meanwhile Mbappé carried the whole narrative, scored twice, and closed it late. The betslip was on Barcelona. The actual game said “not today.” El Clásico will always humble the odds. One man just reminded everybody why.
Real Madrid vs Barcelona Ready for El Clásico tonight? Mbappé and Yamal look a little tired… Probably because they’re carrying a huge bet - one you can place on 1win Real Madrid vs Barcelona betting link: 1win-pro.app/betting/match/s…
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Just joined @rarelistio, a new platform for creators. Easy to join, easy to earn and built for accounts of all sizes. Season 1 is already live with a $50,000 reward pool! Verifying my account: RL-6GZD3X
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tried learning Japanese on 4tospeak(.)com, built by @lublubxt the idea is simple; practice a language by doing more than memorizing words. you arrange sentences, translate, listen and speak. think duolingo-style practice but with speaking at the center. this one makes you talk, and talking is the part that makes a language feel real. my one issue: it struggled to pick up what i was saying. I don’t know if it’s from my browser or not. for a tool built around speaking, that’s the first thing i’d fix, because when it can’t hear you, you can’t tell whether the mistake was yours or the app’s. that said, the tech is good and the idea is right. fix the listening and it gets much better.
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wtf is this timeline, can I get back to seeing late alphas and beautiful girls already?
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How to actually survive perps as a beginner most people don't lose because they're wrong they lose because they're sized wrong here's what i wish someone told me earlier a thread 🧵
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Rewarded Test Drive from @testdriveso, back in Google Labs but this time in Playground. one prompt started it: a Neon Pizza Run game about delivering hot pizzas, dodging hover-traffic and beating a countdown, set in espionage and noir. it took over 2 hours to build and it was totally worth it. what’s on screen now: a rainy neon city for “Sector 3: Floating Lantern Docks,” a mission dossier header, a heat meter, a drops counter at 2 of 5, a ticking clock, a lane, boost and deliver buttons built for touch. that’s a real game loop, not a mockup of one. game screen attached.
did a rewarded test drive of Google Flow Music with @testdriveso. I skipped the video and made a picture: a popcorn-bucket car with a smiling driver, racing down a film-strip track through a cinema-carnival set. what worked: the scene hangs together. one cinema theme carries through every detail, from the film reels and the glowing popcorn machine to the arcade cabinet in the background. what i’d want: more control over refining the final output, so a second pass can fix the small things.
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I tried @canva Dream Lab with Canva Craft. I used the TestDrive mascot to build a 3D popcorn wonderland. floating popcorn, a candy-like road and warm golden lighting. what stood out to me is how the idea goes beyond the original image without losing the mascot’s identity. that’s where the fun begins. your imagination sets the limit.
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Is Solana AI-ready? Lucas Bruder explains how Solana’s web2-like speeds, with confirmation times under 200 milliseconds, lower latency, and minimal fees make it the ultimate destination for AI agents looking for the least friction and deepest liquidity
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Pumpfun ruined my youth.
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price per coin is the least interesting part of this chart > hyperliquid buys back $HYPE every day with real fees > the assistance fund holds 48m+ HYPE > zero vc unlock one is priced on hype. the other is priced on revenue.
hey, are you still comparing $SOL and $HYPE?
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back in Google Flow Music for a rewarded Test Drive with @testdriveso. this time i made a song, then a vertical music video to go with it. the track came out super chill and intimate. I used the TestDrive mascot for the video, a cute minimalist toy car driving through a cozy, warm, retro-inspired world and the visuals matched the song. that match is what makes a music video feel like one piece and not two. no real issues making it, either. one thing i’m curious about: how well Flow keeps consistency across multiple clips. can the car keep its original look across different scenes? video attached.
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Excited to work with Payward to forge a path for onchain derivatives built on Hyperliquid's infrastructure. Kraken is one of the most trusted and respected exchanges in crypto. They are also true believers in the technology and crypto ethos. We're honored that they are building on Hyperliquid to bring the next evolution of perpetual markets to the United States.
Payward, the parent company of Kraken, announced its intention to be the first CFTC-regulated deployer on HIP-3* markets. Payward will use Hyperliquid as the infrastructure layer to deploy perpetual futures markets for US clients. Subject to regulatory approval, Bitnomial, Payward’s CFTC-regulated DCM and DCO, would act as the HIP-3* deployer: creating, owning, and administering the markets and clearing and settling the contracts. If approved, NinjaTrader Clearing, Payward’s CFTC-registered FCM, would carry client accounts. HIP-3 will support optional deployer configuration for permissioned markets in a future network upgrade. This set of additional deployer functionality is collectively called HIP-3*. At its core, HIP-3* activation involves an onchain allowlist managed by the deployer or its sub-deployers. The functionality is strictly additive to HIP-3; its use is optional and up to the deployer. Existing markets remain unchanged. The initial release is available on testnet, where specifications are preliminary and subject to change based on feedback. Hyperliquid is a neutral infrastructure layer with the goal of supporting large parts of the financial system. HIP-3* gives deployers additional functionality to operate deployments consistent with the requirements applicable to them. As with HIP-3, HIP-3* deployers are independent operators who use Hyperliquid as the onchain infrastructure layer for their own markets, while retaining control and responsibility over their deployment.
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did a rewarded test drive of Google Flow Music with @testdriveso. I skipped the video and made a picture: a popcorn-bucket car with a smiling driver, racing down a film-strip track through a cinema-carnival set. what worked: the scene hangs together. one cinema theme carries through every detail, from the film reels and the glowing popcorn machine to the arcade cabinet in the background. what i’d want: more control over refining the final output, so a second pass can fix the small things.
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Megga reacting to Nyhrox making $17k in an hour “This guy made a doctor salary in an hour” 😅 Imagine aping into a coin at 130k MC and making sure you sell at the top 🙂‍↔️
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raw screenshots are the default content visual. they work, but they look like defaults. ShotStudio fixes that fast. I dropped in my own x profile link and it built the profile card from it, no retyping. then i applied the spotlight theme and the visual went from plain to something i’d actually post. export took seconds. i saved it as a short gif at max resolution and quality was good. that’s why i think creators are going to love it. you get a presentable visual without opening a full design tool and the card comes from a real profile, not a mockup and the export is quick enough for a normal posting routine. if you make content for x, this saves time. you should try it for free. built by @klein_more88816. visual attached
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"Al is going to replace us." Not my first time being replaced. I'm sure I'll be fine.
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pumpfun and fomo apps are rape factories and nigga i thought it’s over but i stumbled upon dawn and turned out it’s just the beginning cool cross chain bot with no gas and no bridging real niggas trade here dawn.trade/@nothing
a new dawn for cross chain trading ⛅️ here's why four thousand users have already chosen us connecting solana, base, bnb, robinhood, arc, ink, and hyperevm secured by @privy_io
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190% annualized funding and $52 a day just to hold a $10k long is crazy. hyperliquid traders are paying a premium to be on the right side of the trade. and the wild part? funding can flip before you even realize what happened. this is why i want traders paying more attention to funding, not just price. @FlusXYZ makes these moves impossible to ignore.
CXMT funding spiked. Shorts were paying 189% a year, 6 hours ago. Now longs pay them 190%. A $10K long costs $52 a day. $35.6M open interest.
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most outreach dies after message one. the follow-up is where it usually falls apart. @LeadpoetAI is built around that gap. it finds companies showing a buying signal, like a founder posting on x about a problem you solve, writes a message that says why you’re reaching out, then follows up on linkedin, email or both on the schedule you set. you review the messages before anything goes out. when someone replies with interest, you take over and book the call. so the machine handles the chasing, and you handle the conversation. the limit so far is prospect-finding works on desktop, not mobile
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One tap, a whole different universe. 🎲💚 From the games to the streamers, welcome to the world of Gamdom. I had to bring this one to life. What do you think? Featuring @stevewilldoit @yungreal69 @lucakante @XXTHEREV Let's take Gamdom to #1 🆔: PJAYY4MOTION #Gamdom100kRound2
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