Eric Cartman

WITH ALL OF HUMANITIES LATEST ADVANCES IN TECHNOLOGY THE HUMAN SPECIES STILL FALL SHORT IN OUR CLUMSY AND INELEGANT DESIGN AND APPLICATION. RAMPANT CONSUMERISM AND “MICROWAVE” DING 🛎️ ECONOMY HAS REMOVED THE TEMPORAL VECTOR REQUIRED TO PROVIDE QUALITY AT ANY LEVEL THE “PUSH BUTTON” RECEIVE DOPAMINE CYCLE 🔄 ENDS IN DISSATISFACTION YOU HAVE BEEN FED A DREAM THAT DOESNT EXIST, DANGLED A 🥕 WHICH YOU WILL NEVER TASTE YET YOU MARCH ON FULLY KNOWING THIS AND SAY TO THE ASS NEXT TO YOU I BIT THE CARROT 🥕 ONCE YOU HAVE NOOOOOO IDEA HOW SWEET IT IS LETS GO… IT IS A SIMPLE OUT THE WAY OUT WELL ITS ALL IN YOU GO ALL IN BECAUSE THATS ALL YOU HAVE AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU CANT SIT THERE WITH YOUR TOE IN THE POOL, ON A HOT 🥵 SUMMER DAY AT A POOL PARTY GIRLS ALL IN BIKINIS 👙 EYES ON YOU, SIT THERE IN YOUR SWEATPANTS SWEATING BULLETS BECAUSE YOU CANT JUST JUMP IN THATS IT AND EVENTUALLY THE SUN SETS THE MUSIC SHIFTS AND THERE IT GOES THE PARTY 🎉 GOES OFF AND YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE THOSE EYES ARE ON ANOTHER NOW AND YOU MISSED YOUR SHOT YOU THINK 💭 OH WELL NEXT TIME ILL GET IN THE POOL THERE ISNT A NEXT TIME THOUGH SHE WAS THE ONE THAT WAS YOUR CHANCE AND YOU FUMBLED IT BECAUSE YOU WERE AFRAID OF WHAT YOU THOUGHT SOMEONE WHO DIDNT MATTER AT ALL WOULD THINK F YOU JUMPED IN OUT THE POOL NAKED WELL SHE WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU FROM THE POOL AND YOU STAYED ON THE SIDELINE BECAUSE YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT THE FAT UGLY GUY MAKING FUN OF YOU FOR JUMPING IN AND YOU MISSED HER SHES GONE AND THERE WONT BE ANOTHER LIKE HER IN YOUR LIFETIME YOU MISSED YOUR SHOT FOREVER ALONE NO $LOVE