Delivering witty quips through the social medium of Twitter.

Birmingham
Joined October 2010
We love Saturday Football. Big game of the W's today! @BBCSport #Watford #Westbrom
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Win the crowd @russellcrowe, and you'll win your freedom. #strengthandhonour
@EmilyDavies_92 woooooo! You flying from brum?
Obesity: A year to save my life is quite possibly the best programme ever created.
Esmond retweeted
#thisistheguy @guywalker_
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#nammys2014 where's Phil?
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Sooper excited to TTBP at the #Nammys2014 tonight. #woof @naasnm
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Who's getting a nammy? Who's going home empty handed? Stay tuned to find out #nammys2014
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This Friday @planbbrixton @spearheadrecs @HybridMindsDNB @Riyamusic @LukeLSB @texas_mc @DexcellDnB @TechnimaticUK and more! Good music only
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@beccymanning probably all the dick pics.
This Penny Dreadful show is getting purrretttty weird. #possessedsex
Tennis is just awful.
Do the Suarez like @jesse_burgess and sink your teeth into a bag of Candy Kittens!
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Esmond retweeted
We have the exclusive premiere and first full play of @WilkinsonUK's remix of 'Sing' by global megastar @edsheeran: bit.ly/1jF38IM
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Dumb and dumber is fucking hilarious.
The consequences of chin 3 pints as fast as you can have hit home.
Don't speak to each other until you drink three drinks is a hilarious game.
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