NFL + MLB + NBA + PGA | @Stokastic | @Odds_Shopper | Tortured Minnesota Sports Fan | Duke + Lyla's Dad 🐾 🎀

Joined March 2009
So fresh and so clean 🧽
Chiefs at Seahawks, SNF. 10,000 Sims. We picked one and re-simmed it live, every snap. KC went up 20-0... Watch what happened next 👀 Everyone has pregame sims. Ours don't stop at kickoff. 🏈 Run Sims pregame 🔄 Re-Sim LIVE as the game unfolds
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Death. Taxes. Garbage-beyond-garbage time Tre Tucker touchdowns.
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Vikings. 6-0. Unreal.
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WILLIS!!!!!!!!!!!! DOUGLAS!!!!!!!!!!!! FOOTBALL IS NEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Seems like a good half of football at $4700
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MALIK. FREAKIN’. WILLIS. 🐬
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Replying to @EricLindquist
@EricLindquist Tony pollard baby 💪🏽
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MALIK-TO-DOUGLAS FADERS REPENT
MIA Dolphins: Caleb Douglas 7 yd. pass from Malik Willis (Z.Gonzalez kick) MIA 7, NYJ 0 +380 BetMGM
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JSN, Golden, McKee, and Sampson. Next question.
You have $1,000. Build your perfect Week 7 Anytime TD card. Reply with your squad and we'll sim out a TD parlay for you too!
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🏈 LINDY'S TUDDY TIME — WEEK 7 🏈 2-0 on TNF so the red-hot run continues in the NFL streets (and nice of the NBA streets to join the party yesterday). I've got THREE Kalshi TD's on tap for today — one in the early window, one in the afternoon, and one for SNF. Link below! 👇🏼
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20 minutes ‘til Paris lock, get the goods NOW 👇🏼
Paris NFL Game Cheat Sheets for DraftKings & FanDuel 💪Core Captain & Flex Plays for Saints-Steelers 🖍️Chalk Lineup 😈Contrarian Lineup 🥇Boom or Bust Lineup
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No Lamar? Nine starting? Mega-shoutout potential? Fun three games to take a look at heading into tomorrow.
Three Week 7 NFL games, 10,000 Sims each. One Sim per game, start to finish with four fantasy & sports betting questions tracked live. What you need to know about game sims (and how these three played out) 👇 0:00 Bengals at Ravens 4:16 Giants at Texans 7:50 Packers at Lions
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Eric Lindquist retweeted
My man Eric does, in fact, know ball. 🧹💰
Maxey o23.5 Pts -105 ✅ Brown o32.5 PRA -105 ✅ Aaron Wiggins o10.5 Pts -107 ✅ Edgecombe o12.5 Pts -125 ✅ Lendeborg o1.5 3PT +162 ✅ Ware Double-Double +660 ✅ 6-0. Useful. Nice to get the first NBA hulk smash sweep of the year out of the way early 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏
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Maxey o23.5 Pts -105 ✅ Brown o32.5 PRA -105 ✅ Aaron Wiggins o10.5 Pts -107 ✅ Edgecombe o12.5 Pts -125 ✅ Lendeborg o1.5 3PT +162 ✅ Ware Double-Double +660 ✅ 6-0. Useful. Nice to get the first NBA hulk smash sweep of the year out of the way early 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏
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12 hours from now: football in Paris 🇫🇷
🇫🇷 BONJOUR, PARIS! 🇫🇷 We played Steelers-Saints 10,000 times before Sunday’s kickoff at Stade de France. The Steelers win 60.2% of them. Here’s how one of those games played out, snap by snap. 👇
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How beautiful is this
Don't trust one sim. Not even ours. We simmed tonight's biggest 3 NBA games 10,000 times. Watch one runout, then Ask the Sims anything yourself about the other 9,999 🔮
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