EricTheMidget Facts

Fk the kids so weak and so fragile they can’t wait for a bus in the dark. These are the same kids who will complain about microaggressions to the gender neutral HR rep.

Awfully suspicious how @7eleven advertises 50 cents off gas on the 7th and 11th of the month and mysteriously, the app is DOWN all day today!! How unlucky for those who waited a day to gas up! We are on to you, Mr Eleven. I am now Team @CircleKStores!!

Imaging that. The @sternshow has become the place to go for a gentle, softball interview. I certainly am depressed.

Sadly , today we recognize the anniversary of the death of the great @EricTheActor11 And subsequently the death of the @sternshow Ack ack.

Beth is starting to realize she’s wasting her prime with a geriatric shut-in. Tick tock.

Makes me melancholy…

He literally jailed himself for 2 years.

Always a solemn day here as we commemorate the Anniversary of the Death of Eric the Acting Midget. The @SternShow has not been the same without him. Ack Ack, Jack Ass. #RIP

One of my favorite @YouTube channels recaps the phenomenon that was “Sanjaya.” Rock-N-Roll True Stories is a great channel to zone out to when you’re avoiding actual work at work :) youtu.be/legZVrnkNxU

I think a non-sarcastic congrats to @artiequitter is in order for outliving every MFing comedian who made endless jokes about his health.

Happy birthday to the biggest little guy in the history of the @sternshow. Gone, but not forgotten. The show hasn’t come CLOSE to being the same without you. “Do your parents refer to [your birthday] as 3-11?” @artiequitter

I remember how @HowardStern used to laugh at Eric’s ideas to make money. And years later, they are literally turning into cash cows. The poor kid could have been rich.

I just noticed that the @sternshow handle does not let anyone who they don’t follow respond to posts. What are they afraid of? [insert Old Howard vs Hollywood Howard diatribe here]

I really don’t get @howardstern anymore. The guy who lived in constant fear of being fired because of his beliefs and how he wanted to do his job is so quick to want other people’s livelihoods destroyed. It’s really sad. It’s like watching an old friend w/ dementia.