attempting but often failing at most things
Near California but not
Joined March 2014
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I just made my husband apologize to me 6 times for not ordering me a lemonade if you’re wondering how easy I am to live with.
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Being unable to walk into an air-conditioned shop without saying “ooh, it’s nice and cool in here”
I’m here to tell you that if you refuse to cook, your kids will finally, one day, plan a meal & say they’ll prepare the whole thing but it’s all trick & don’t fall for it because here I am cooking dinner.
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I opened the dishwasher and it's full of clean dishes and I'm scared my wife is going to know that I know.
This guide to Fat Bear Week by @rcromwell4 is the best and most useful information you will find anywhere on social media and perhaps even in the entire universe.
Fat Bear Week is here and I handicapped it for the @FDRLST. This is the contest that matters.
thefederalist.com/2020/09/30…
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All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.
OMG HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT THAT NEW WORKOUT PLACE CALLED ORANGETHEORY... oh, you have?
k, nevermind.
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I'm about 3 bad days away from becoming a grizzled drifter in a small town with a mysterious past.
I see my college professors here on Twitter way more than I ever saw them when I was actually in college.
