Erica Yary

I’m all for the concept of “all gender” bathrooms, but I am automatically repulsed and saddened when I get the one with the urinal.

Only logged on here to ask @jenkemmag when the fuk I get to make a playlist?!

I guess it really is hot girl summer. Folks are running fevers of 103 left and right.

How long into listening to the shrieking cries of a small baby do you call the police?

All public bathrooms in CA are shut down. My go-girl couldn’t have come fast enough.

I miss watching myself! 😝 gonna have to figure something else out. Weekday Buzz?

What about the “post a photo of yourself hung over as fuck” challenge?

Anyone working on a Kardashian KliffsNotes? Asking for a friend

Also, I don’t know shit about basketball so definitely don’t ever take my word on where to buy jerseys.

It took me getting hacked on here to log back in to Twitter.

I want to DJ but my ideal audience is people in their mid to late 30’s and 40’s who have fond memories of their upbringing with little to no childhood trauma. Where ya at?!

I grew my boobs out for Ren Faire this year.

Hey @FlyFrontier you’re actually waterboarding me with this hold time. I was just trying to adjust the fact that you AGAIN mischarged me. Been on hold for an hour. WTF!!!!

I don't think it's any coincidence that I was gifted 5 bottles of pepper-spray for my birthday. My friends and family know me all too well.