Players should take note of that JSN goal line “extension”. Stop trying to reach back in bounds for the pylon, just touch your right foot in the endzone and keep the ball OB, protected from a touchback.

Peak Crow Armstrong #Cubs

Is this a Guinness world record

Seems like a good time to remind all #Cubs fans that 82% of all TRADED prospects go on to produce less than 1 career WAR, with over 45% of those never reaching the league! Inside the top 100, only 31% reach 5 career WAR.

Eating spoon pasta with a fork is the equivalent of dogs eating out of one of those maze bowls

Pleaseantville, IA has been under a continuous tornado warning for almost 90 mins😭

Question for wx folks, do yall actually remember synoptics from days several years ago? Seen some say “very reminiscent of {date}”. Impressive as hell. But wondering too if it’s actually easier than it seems if you’ve been following for awhile.

Inject the D1 outlook into my veins

Seemed to have been a brief tornado on the ground near Mankins Mill, TX

When it’s all said and done, Nico will retire as one of the all time great Cubs. Fucking love that guy