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And…. She’s out💥… God bless all the Tick Tok Gym pants Chelsea, Fulham Road, Kings Road brigade .. it’s been emotional & entertaining 🤓 Now for the challenge… out of London past the BBC Wood Lane A40…without collecting any electric Boris bikes🤪

🤓Up there thinking down there dancing .. Reverse across into Fulham Road from Alley.. Lift her on internal Jack legs Drop onto X8 skates Pull her sideways.. Good eh🤩👌🏻

“Left hand down a bit…she’s a coming…”🫢 “You’re alright .. keep goin”… 🤩 “Loads of room”…(NOT)😊

It’s got serious😊… Taking bets on how many Uber mopeds on L plates break thru the closure 2/1 on

Sunday morning 🫣Central London Fulham Road🤪 waiting for TM full closure to go on😊 Orange Army in waiting🏃‍♂️‍➡️ Hihab on the clock🤩 Escort poised like a coiled spring😉 Tune in later for more pics🤓

Canary Wharf ain’t funny on a Saturday😳 night cheeky move.. jeeezzz if only the MO was a bit more ‘detailed’🤪…

“More Cake Vicar?” Dirty 30 at Corley with a Concrete Data centre junction box. (A ‘Manhole’) Interweb in thru one hole.. Twitter and Facebook nonsense comes out the other hole into your laptop & phone.. Good eh🤪🤓

See yuuu Jimma

Mornin Pushers😊 Todays little Escorted by me under Police Escort past Loch Ness QQ; What is it??? Model and brand gets a pasty AND cream cake from Gregg’s (The orange legs are not part of the QQ)

Better get myself off to Sunday School then… ready for 4.5m wide Dozer Monday madness past Loch Ness under Police Escort😇 But today nice Sunday bimble just like Derek & Doris with a spot of lunch on t’way

When you pop in to a ‘middle of nowhere’ local bakery up in the Cairngorms for square sausage BAP..prepare yourself to resist the upselling..I couldn’t 🙈 A homemade strawberry cheesecake has now got a new home😇

Just lurrrrv a Scottish run… load parked on the A9.. after making lots of new friends as they closed it for us to transit thru Dualling works🫢 thought I’d just nip to somewhere a little quieter & out the way with a view for tonight’s park up…✅ Breath taking ..👌🏻

Mad Max was so ahead of it’s time

There’s always un notified ‘minor’ street works opposite a bloody tree with an even thicker bloody branch … fair play to Bobbies.. quick call to Oxford Corpy- half hour later Chopper the Tree Surgeon turned up with cherry picker and cilit bang, the branch was gone🤪👍

All present & correct Sir…. Getting full Monty today.. x3 working cars plus x1 bike ..x1 front pilot x1 rear gunner… and little meeeee to enjoy the jolly🫢

Who fancies a bit of 09:30hrs out of Toddy serv- M1-M25-M40-A40 into Cowley fun on a Sunny Saturday with the good Boys in Blue🚔 then??… I do👌🏻😊 Choo Choo .. it’s the lurvvv train.. 160te of goodness for your home kettle & TV (Electric substation action🤓)

I’d better get me strides on then 🏃‍♂️‍➡️ God bless those on the A1 north from Newark to M18-M1 south… behind us from 10:00hrs 🙈🤪… Someone pressed ‘Buy Now’ in a drunken stupa last night with the Wife’s card 🤩

When the Latvian big Boss calls @agrojacksia and says sod the cabotage rules- back it up, save the toll fee and get into Solihull and pick up half a pallet and drop in Cheetham Hill on your way to Bradford 🧚🏾‍♀️😊

Moving ‘home’ day tomorrow… 😳 (bin bag filling -find 100s of missing biros.. and plenty of ahh that’s where it went moments🫣) …finally into my new fresh new car smell Luv van.. (waited 9 months for her conversion to be done) Say hello to ‘T15’ my new darling ‘whip’🫢..

Papped by one of the Ab Masters @CuddySplatter85 who like me clearly couldn’t sleep at 4am🫢