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Did I just play @multiversus against @AEWonTV ? If so, whoever is on the sticks is pretty good.

The @warriors DJ isn't playing our normal songs tonight. Why not? Bay Area slaps are a major advantage for us, in my opinion. I want more Feelin Myself and less Oochie Wally.

You're only one decision away from a totally different life.

When two vowels go a-walkin, the second does the talkin.

Hard work pays off Dreams come true Bad times don't last But bad guys do. -Scott Hall

UNCLE REGAL

It's 2022, why isn't Mama's Family included on any streaming services?

Earlier, I hit a weed vape when some of it backfired onto my tooth and solidified. Instead of brushing my teeth, I decided to see what would happen if I let it dissolve. Partially to experiment, but mostly because I'm lazy. I got super high, made spaghetti and baked a lasagna.

Today marks the first time in my career where I've been truly inundated and behind schedule. If I can't overcome this crunch, I might have to get serious about hiring a henchman.

Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can make a lot of the shit that makes you unhappy go away.

I have a new favorite food: Mongolian Beef Chow Mein. Believe it or not, I like this more than carne asada fries.

I guess I'm getting an Otto Porter jersey next!

Printer ink is the greatest racket in history.

Wienerschnitzel has better fries than McDonald's, change my mind.

Hey, @AskRockStars I just got an email to get the Car Thing, but when I try to check out, I keep getting a "503 backend fetch failed" error. Any advice? Thanks!

Looking to commission a Gucci pocket protector for memes and general stunting. Willing to buy and cannibalize whatever is necessary if I'm sold on design. Send quotes or referrals. Requirements: must hold approximately three Namiki Yukari and fit in standard men's shirt pocket.

It's crazy what we are able to achieve once we cut the dead weight out of our lives.

So proud to see the @warriors fight the whole way tonight. At times these past years, it felt like you guys were just going through the motions. Not tonight, mf. I want hungry hustlers just like I saw tonight. Long story short: thank you, Dubs. The Bay is proud of you. Thanks.

GG, @memgrizz . Hell of a game you guys earned that win. @JaMorant showed that a youngster can settle down and adjust their game rather than just relying on talent and athleticism. Carried his team but encouraged participation and buying in, not spectating hero ball. Congrats.